What does s/he yell during sex?

[turqoise]

want to hear funny ones to brighten my lonely night!

 

One ex used to say my name. But the others were like uuuuugggghhhh~!!!

[TheRedQueen]

I'm usually the vocal one in bed, unfortunately.

[need2bme]

Just a lot of grunting and moaning...oh and a lot of **** me...

[rikka]

I'm usually the vocal one in bed, unfortunately.

 

Me too.

 

Can't think of any funny ones off hand. Well I can, but out of context they aren't as funny. I guess they are bedroom inside jokes for my guy and myself.

[caramel_cod]

I feel strange now because I have never been vocal during sex. I usually do the heavy breathing and tell them it feels good and give them directions, but I can't imagine screaming obscentities at the top of my lungs. I have never been with a vocal partner until now either. My new guy sounds like he's in a porno. I try and kiss him a lot because I just want him to stop.

[EvaGina]

I was never vocal until my last fling... he was amazing...

I have to force myself a bit with the new guy... but he likes dirty talk, so its ok.

 

Lots of swearing... lots of it...

[karenin]

uurgh uuurrgggh

[need2bme]

uurgh uuurrgggh

 

Um, how does that actually sound?

[wexmen]

moaning when having sex can stimulate both desire and may help strenghten a nearly gone relationship.

 

actually , boy likes it so much, because it give him a sign of achievement to satisfy his girl .

 

sometimes , girl takes it seriously whenever she want her boyfriend remember the rest of his life , it could be a amazing trick.

 

after all , enjoy your " love " life.

[rthiaugpuf]

oh maaaan we loooove the dirty talk.

 

hearing myself moan enhances the pleasure for me, so I'm always very vocal.

 

as for a funny one...

 

he once said "I'm gonna cum!" but he said it in a way that made it seem like he's never cumed before, and that he was surprised! it was hilarious!!! it was like, wow omg I'm actually gonna cum! Iv'e never cumed before! wow! what is this?

 

LMAO!!!

[unface]

I want you to like a/an .

 

Weird huh?

[crow]

I like to hear moaning, I also like dirty talk. Both giving and recieving.

[pregnantkitty_1985]

I feel strange now because I have never been vocal during sex. I usually do the heavy breathing and tell them it feels good and give them directions, but I can't imagine screaming obscentities at the top of my lungs. I have never been with a vocal partner until now either. My new guy sounds like he's in a porno. I try and kiss him a lot because I just want him to stop.

 

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, oh god.

[pregnantkitty_1985]

Mine roars for a long moment at the end, like a beast. And during, sometimes says, "Who's is it? Who's is IT? You like that don't you!" And I'm just like, "oh god. Please be quiet."

[missmebaby]

my ex boyfriend used to do me really hard to the point where i was like screaming and then would stop and take it out and make me beg for it. he also always loved when i said "dont stop, please dont stop."

[joiseygrl]

My lover and I are both very vocal in bed. I'm a little more so than he is. I love it! Not many guys I've been with were more vocal than the obligatory "Ugh" when they finished. The guy I'm sleeping with now is fantastic! Lots of dirty talk, directional and otherwise! And he loves it when he gives it to me hard enough to make me scream. Both of us love knowing that we're bringing each other so much pleasure that we can't control ourselves.

[sparkle1]

I had a partner who was quiet all the way throu - but at climax roared like a tiger..!!! It was a bit disconcerning to be honest!! lol.

 

I my ex was amazing as i could read his facial expressions...and he was pretty vocal always saying "god >insert my name!

 

Love the oohhhhh and arrrrr and for some unknown reason - i always 'thank god' after i cum and before "oh god...yes yes" lol - why?!?!

 

Sparkle xx

[unface]

and for some unknown reason - i always 'thank god' after i cum and before "oh god...yes yes" lol - why?!?!

 

hahahaha

[Cadence308]

This is a funny thread. I'm pretty vocal and moan a lot and quite loudly. My ex gf said it was a turn on when we were together. I always got sex head, too!

 

A long time ago when I dated men, this guy I was seeing was kissing me on my neck and he told me that I smelled good and I said, "Good like food." I think that ruined the moment for him.

[rocio]

I like to announce my orgasms for the world to hear.

[pregnantkitty_1985]

Heh, some stuff people have said/can say/do say creeps me out just a bit. It's too over-the-top/porn-esque. And porn's fake, well it's not fake, they're actually having sex but, they're faking all the screaming and yelling stuff, so it's kind of gross when someone starts talking like they're a porn star. Urgh.

[pregnantkitty_1985]

I hate when dudes make exaggerated feminine-esque "mmm" sounds. It's creepy and skeevy for one, and plus it sounds fake, so I get slightly insecure and think they're faking it just so I don't get angry.

[sparkle1]

engagedkitty_1985 in all fairness a majority of people aren't consciencly thinking about the noises they make, but, if they are then you are correct in saying its fake.

 

We are talking about the noises and things people do/say in bed in a natural environment where you let lose and go for it.

 

If you hold back for fear of sounding like a porn star - then you're never going to truly relax.

 

i think its fair to say that women, probably wouldn't make as much noise if it was done on their own, but becos we know it turns our partners on my being a little louder/more vocal, which in turn, turns us on - we go for it.

 

Its really quite liberating when you are with someone you are really let go with

 

Sparkle xxxx

[kimlee2]

I love to get talkin dirty with my guy, One thing that is really funny was that awhile back we were having a great time in bed and as I was really getting into it I yelled"THANK YOU GOD!!!" Matter a fact I said this twice one after the other. My husband just stopped and rolled over laughing so hard he was crying!

[rocio]

I have a friend who makes a wish every time she has an orgasm. She once wished out loud. I think she wished for a yellow monkey, or something to do with a monkey.