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Cultivation of love

 

 

 

Girl Facts:

 

When you break a girls heart,

she still feels it when

you run into each other 3 years later

 

When a girl is quiet,

millions of things are running through her

mind.

 

When a girl is not arguing,

she is thinking deeply.

 

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of

questions,

she is wondering how long you will be

around.

 

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a

few

seconds,

she is not at all fine.

 

When a girl stares at you,

she is wondering why you are so

wonderful.

 

When a girl lays her head on your chest,

she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

 

When a girl says that she can't live

without you,

she has made up her mind that you are

her future.

 

When a girl says, "I miss you, "

no one in this world can miss you more

than that

 

When a girl is mean to you after a breakup

she wants you back, but she's

scared she'll get hurt and knows

your gone forever

 

 

Guy Facts:

 

When a guy calls u

he wants to be with you

 

When a guy is quiet,

He's listening to you...

 

When a guy is not arguing,

He realizes he's wrong

 

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few

minutes,

he means it

 

When a guy stares at you,

he wishes you would care about him and

wonders

if you do?

 

When you're laying your head on a guy's

chest

he has the world

 

When a guy calls you everyday

he is in love

 

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you

he means it

 

When a guy says he can't live without you

he's with you till your done

 

When a guy says, "I miss you, "

he misses you more than you could have

ever missed him or anything else

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I've modified them slightly

 

Girl Facts:

 

When you break a girl's heart, she'll still feel like stabbing you when you run into each other 3 years later.

 

When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind….most of them shoes.

 

When a girl is not arguing, check if she's breathing.

 

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how drunk she was when she met you.

 

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds…run!

 

When a girl stares at you, she is picturing you with a better looking face.

 

When a girl lays her head on your chest, move away really quickly – she'll love that.

 

When a girl says that she can't live without you, change the locks and hide the rabbit.

 

When a girl says, "I missed you, " be careful, she could be re-loading…and she won't miss the second time.

 

When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back, to torture.

 

 

Guy Facts:

 

When a guy calls u he wants to be with you…or he needs a ride home.

 

When a guy is quiet, he's listening to you...or his ipod.

 

When a guy is not arguing, he realises that if he didn't stop arguing he may never get to see you naked again.

 

When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes, he probably didn't hear the question.

 

When a guy stares at you, consider showing less cleavage next time.

 

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest, be prepared for him to move away really quickly – he thinks you love it when he does that.

 

When a guy calls you everyday, he probably has a really good cellphone plan.

 

When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it – until dawn.

 

When a guy says he can't live without you, it means he can't afford a maid.

 

When a guy says, "I missed you, " he's returning fire, duck!

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Hmmmm my ex-girlfriend did all those things she was very romantic and sensitive... then she cheated on me, lied to me, left me, and treated me like I didnt exist and like I was some rash she wanted to get rid of over the summer. But I guess it can still be true for most people!

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Is this one true? This is what my ex is doing and we have friendly and funny, and completely useless, and serious conversations and it's not weird at all.

 

haha... well if it's true then maybe I'm in good shape since I've heard both of these from my ex on many different occasions the past week:

 

When a girl says that she can't live

without you,

she has made up her mind that you are

her future.

 

When a girl says, "I miss you, "

no one in this world can miss you more

than that

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