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recipe for healing a broken heart


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recipe for healing a broken heart

 

2 tsp righteous anger

2 tsp crushing pain

1 part writing bad poetry

2 oz sad songs

2 parts bbc tv drama

600ml tears

2 oz feeling sorry for yourself

3 tsp sympathetic friends

1 part drinking

3 parts loneliness

500g overeating

2g emotional distance

 

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl until hard.

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