You see small bits of fluff? That's you that is

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I bark and bark and bark

Like a rabid dog

And the dog inside me

Meows like a pregnant cat

Whilst the cat inside me

Squeaks like a climaxing mouse

And I don't know what mice eat

But I think thats the real me

......Sometimes

[yeawutever]

LOL, very funny poem there and well written!!!!!!!

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i'm not sure this poem justified a reply. It took me 20 seconds to write. Felt good though.