ian Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 You really have to understand the story behind this to find it funny. Where i go to college we found this really nice little shop that sells stuff for next to nothing. The shopkeeper is very old and we sometimes joke that she is Granny D or Granny Death. Its not meant maliciously We buy alsorts i.e Toffee drumsticks and Vimto, as the poem explains. Me and my friends always buy VERY unhealthy sweets from there: Here is my ode: Granny D, you're the one for me. Prices so low, they're practically free To find you was luck, some drumstick me up There are no others I see. I love to purchase your sugary treats You marketing is Oh so sweet Pleasure at a reasonable price Your dirty daughter's a visual delight. I search the street for one more sweet The task that's set is quite a feat Now I leave for one more day That plaque I have is here to stay Granny D, you know the score Because of you I'm a sugar w***e Standing on the street at night Aching for candy delight You'll be in heaven soon some day That, my dear's not far away They say that you will bite the dust Buts its you who feeds my carbo lust You take so long to serve me goods With prices so sweet they reduce me to floods I shed a tear, you take a year But you move it the way you should I know I found you later on The shop before did cost a bomb You brought me cheer for half the year Although my moneys gone Coz of you I fell off the wagon I shop 'D's' between the blaggin' Sucrose sweet, so good to eat I fear my will is flagging Although she knocks on heavens door Soon to be six feet under the floor I will return to Leigh, to gaze upon thee I shall love you evermore Why do you tease me so with your Vimto cartons If you ever closed I'd be disheartened So now I leave the mean streets of Leigh I declare my love for Granny D. end Link to comment
shorty20 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 very cute... i laughed at the part about the sugar wh**e, lol Link to comment
ian Posted June 24, 2005 Author Share Posted June 24, 2005 Thanks kidders. Its nice to know that at least ONE person liked it Link to comment
From_Now_On Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 That was really cute and funny. I loved it. It was different. Nice job. =) Link to comment
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