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I have decided that I’m just not relationship material. I have a severe addiction to quack and honk. It’s all I think about. All I want to do is chase them demons that quack and honk. They haunt my dreams at night, when I’m at work or seasons closed I’m watching it on YouTube, working on decoys, tuning calls. Now I’m going through withdrawals because I can’t get any more quack or honk chasing again until September. Guess I’ll have to get my fix by getting some gobble and spitting and drumming in April.

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Unless you found someone whose quacking and honking was comparable to yours, of course. There are many specialist dating websites these days, but I suggest you leave a mating call rather than a photograph.

 

I hit’em with the hail call and they just can’t resist then hit’em with that rolling feed and they come in feet down. Them ol bar bellies I’ll give them a 2 note followed up by a 3 note yodel and they just lock up. Yesterday while waiting on Snows I was talking so sweet to the bar bellies they were walking around the decoys looking for me

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Sounds like a positive harem to me.

 

It is. A human female walks in my house. She comes in through the kitchen where she’s greeted by 3 Euro mounts, if she gets past that to the living room she sees 8 shoulder mounts 15 plaque mounts, countless racks laying on the coffee and end tables, 30+ ducks and geese, 1 each of Alligator, full body turkey, a bobcat, 2 fox squirlles, a pheasant, and some fish. Then if she goes to my bedroom there’s 5 more shoulder mounts in there

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It is. A human female walks in my house. She comes in through the kitchen where she’s greeted by 3 Euro mounts, if she gets past that to the living room she sees 8 shoulder mounts 15 plaque mounts, countless racks laying on the coffee and end tables, 30+ ducks and geese, 1 each of Alligator, full body turkey, a bobcat, 2 fox squirlles, a pheasant, and some fish. Then if she goes to my bedroom there’s 5 more shoulder mounts in there

 

Might she fear she's about to join them, do you think? Just looking at all possible angles here...

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It is. A human female walks in my house. She comes in through the kitchen where she’s greeted by 3 Euro mounts, if she gets past that to the living room she sees 8 shoulder mounts 15 plaque mounts, countless racks laying on the coffee and end tables, 30+ ducks and geese, 1 each of Alligator, full body turkey, a bobcat, 2 fox squirlles, a pheasant, and some fish. Then if she goes to my bedroom there’s 5 more shoulder mounts in there

 

You know....this made me hungry...... I mean if you are going to walk a female through that, there better be a 5 course dinner waiting at the end....😂

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