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Winter + single = cold + lonely


firelily

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Try menopause. You'll always be hot, you don't want anyone to hug you and for one time in your life it's real nice when they hog all the blankets.

 

good god I hear this lady ...I had an ongoing , no break , pulsating sweat out for about 45 minutes earlier , emily was still at school and I nearly left her a note saying * emily , that pool of water and clothes on the floor next to the lap top is your mother , please put me on the sofa and try and insert a marley somewhere *

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I see a lot of funny answers on here, and some of them are indeed funny, but there is a real answer to this. If you're a guy, hit on a lot of girls and go on a lot of dates until you find a gf. If you're a girl, make yourself available to meet a lot of guys and go on a lot of dates until you find a bf. Do online dating and set up profiles on a bunch of different websites. Go to bars/nightclubs. Stay on campus in college. Whatever you can do to interact with as many members of the opposite sex, do it. Deal with the frustration of having failed interactions; do your best to learn from these. Any of the other serious advice is merely a distraction from the true problem.

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I see a lot of funny answers on here, and some of them are indeed funny, but there is a real answer to this. If you're a guy, hit on a lot of girls and go on a lot of dates until you find a gf. If you're a girl, make yourself available to meet a lot of guys and go on a lot of dates until you find a bf. Do online dating and set up profiles on a bunch of different websites. Go to bars/nightclubs. Stay on campus in college. Whatever you can do to interact with as many members of the opposite sex, do it. Deal with the frustration of having failed interactions; do your best to learn from these. Any of the other serious advice is merely a distraction from the true problem.

 

Yeah, but I'm not ready to date That's the problem. I miss all kinds of stuff, but I have nothing to give at the moment, and I should probably focus on myself anyway.

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good god I hear this lady ...I had an ongoing , no break , pulsating sweat out for about 45 minutes earlier , emily was still at school and I nearly left her a note saying * emily , that pool of water and clothes on the floor next to the lap top is your mother , please put me on the sofa and try and insert a marley somewhere *

Hahahahahaha I just spit a Pepsi on my phone!

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