happyfrank Posted May 11, 2017 Share Posted May 11, 2017 bow wow challenge. I love the follow up memes. Too funny. [ATTACH=CONFIG]11404[/ATTACH] Link to comment
imsuperman Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 This looks so good! [video=youtube;cZN51wiWP44] ] Link to comment
RainyCoast Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 omg loooook Cat Interrupts German Weather Report [video=youtube;lV3GI-tIdWs] ] he says it's their studio cat. they have a studio cat??! Link to comment
imsuperman Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 [video=youtube;BvBlZy0wFOE] ] Link to comment
RainyCoast Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 [ATTACH=CONFIG]11405[/ATTACH] breath to spare Link to comment
Jibralta Posted May 20, 2017 Share Posted May 20, 2017 Douglas Adams Shares a True Story This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person is me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of cookies. I went and sat at a table. I want you to picture the scene. It’s very important that you get this very clear in your mind. Here’s the table, newspaper, cup of coffee, packet of cookies. There’s a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase. It didn’t look like he was going to do anything weird. What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of cookies, tore it open, took one out, and ate it. Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with. There’s nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your cookies. You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know… But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldn’t do anything, and thought, What am I going to do? In the end I thought, Nothing for it, I’ll just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened. I took out a cookie for myself. I thought, That settled him. But it hadn’t because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another cookie. Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice…” I mean, it doesn’t really work. We went through the whole packet like this. When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight cookies, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one. Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away. Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back. A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my cookies. The thing I like particularly about this story is the sensation that somewhere in England there has been wandering around for the last quarter-century a perfectly ordinary guy who’s had the same exact story, only he doesn’t have the punch line. Link to comment
imsuperman Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Eastbound & Down: Fiiixins [video=youtube;XG97kfnaFOA] ] Link to comment
imsuperman Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Man, these guys make me laugh so hard! [video=youtube;ENX_WX2mCI4] ] Link to comment
ParisPaulette Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 My mother's cat, chasing the sun today. No matter what room I went into, what time of day, there she was sprawled out in a patch of sun belly up, big feline smile on the face sunning herself. Solar powered kittah is recharging. Link to comment
Jibralta Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Brian Regan Why Dogs Bark I love this guy [video=youtube;QDZe-87Ukpg] ] Link to comment
imsuperman Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 ^^ I was introduced to his work by my seventh grad English teacher, who was also a very funny guy. Link to comment
imsuperman Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Can only think of my own dad. Link to comment
BritterSweet Posted June 18, 2017 Author Share Posted June 18, 2017 [video=youtube;1aO5G-sLbZM] ] Link to comment
imsuperman Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 [video=youtube;_E6OfdzBmTU] ] Link to comment
imsuperman Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I just wanna watch the world burn. [video=youtube;pewC2cFc1m4] ] Link to comment
BritterSweet Posted June 20, 2017 Author Share Posted June 20, 2017 You were so busy wondering if you could do it, you never stopped to ask if you should. [video=youtube;-jdAsT0ZB-M] ] Link to comment
imsuperman Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 [video=youtube;oeb5LdAyLC8] ] Link to comment
imsuperman Posted June 30, 2017 Share Posted June 30, 2017 Oh, The Onion. Area Lady's Gentleman Caller Under Employ of Jiffy Lube “Neighbors have on great occasion observed the fashionable young man ferrying the lady about town in his 600-horsepower Ford Mustang or escorting her to lavish dinner engagements at the most opulent of wing bars, whereupon he customarily sends for a platter of barbecue chicken and spicy-sweet sauce." Link to comment
imsuperman Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 This bear safety article. "Bears don’t want to hear about your new diet, what you’re avoiding, or what you’re only eating now, or how it makes you feel, or not feel. You can eat rocks and die, for all bears care." / Link to comment
imsuperman Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 How to get into the friend zone and stay there for life. "But you don't want to let on that you have male sexual urges. Making her aware of this could accidentally cause her to stop seeing you as a sexless friend and suddenly realize you're a man with a penis that you would like to use occasionally." [video=youtube;zUoijHoOURc] Link to comment
RainyCoast Posted July 8, 2017 Share Posted July 8, 2017 thanks, insider. i did not need to like Owl City. Link to comment
imsuperman Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Probably a "had to be there thing," but my friend's dramatic reaction about two hours ago. So my friend and I were headed to a baseball game tonight. He took a call and got called into a work meeting by the President while I was playing with his dog. My friend is part owner/VP of a software compnay. He gets off the phone. After aplogizing profuseley on having to miss the game: "Ffffffffffffff**********," he groans. "And he wants to meet at ****ing Bob Evans, of all places. And I ****ing hate Bob Evans!" We ended up getting real food first. Then I kept laughing smiling about it on the way home. Link to comment
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