*Rolling my eyes*

[missmarple]

- Will do your tax return for free

 

I'd give him a chance just for that comment

[maccerz]

A friend of mine was on a night out and got talking to a bouncer in a club and he took her number. He kept texting her really cringy and creepy messages over the following few weeks. Anyway on a night out a few weeks later he texted her asking was she going out tonight etc. She showed the messages to all our friends and everyone was laughing away about it and her phone got passed around to everyone. When she got it back there was a series of messages sent by someone else pretending to be her:

bouncer: 'so what time do you think you're gonna be here at?'

'her': 'yeah we're on our way, i just have to go take a s*** first and then ill come and find you'

bouncer: 'ok cool see u soon

hahaha