happpybear Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 happybear got in twouble! She's sadbear now! lol jk OMG I got a warning too, in my inbox!! never had that happen before. Link to comment
John John Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 OMG I got a warning too, in my inbox!! never had that happen before. HAHAHA!!!! It's all good, you apologized, HeartGoesOn still loves you I'm sure Link to comment
Thorshammer Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I love the red hot chilli peppers, its the only band i have playing when i drive thats not hip hop.. that and some house song that i dont know the name of. I was going to write a sad story about how i saved a guys life, then ended up being sliced with a knife. That was pretty sad, not sure how thats funny though, lol. Link to comment
ParisPaulette Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Oh, the heartache, oh the drunken shenanigans. These stories are great. OneK, you win for worst moment although it was funny too, definitely would make a great scene in a movie. And MCJD, you win for funniest. And word of advice to HappyBear--avoid anything that has the title "Rocky Mountain" in it. And I do mean anything. Most humorous drinking story I had: My roommates decide to throw a huge party, don't remember why but half the county turns out including this huge semi-pro wrestler who weighs in at 275 lbs and nearly 7 feet tall and is solid muscle. Somewhere in the night we all think it's a great idea to see how much this behemoth of a man can drink and the game is on with everyone throwing down shots like water and him doubling and tripling it. He excuses himself to go to the bathroom, our one bathroom, where he promptly passes out against the door thereby blocking the entrance to the porcelain throne that suddenly everyone else needs too. After an hour and ten guys not being able to budge the door I walk over to my neighbor's and knock on the door, it's 2:00 a.m., she opens her door to a line of desperate people with crossed legs while I offer her wine and promise to take her shopping with my next paycheck. Good thing she agreed to it, Mr. Wrestler didn't come to until the next afternoon. Link to comment
Realitynut Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Oh.....these were suppose to be FUNNY stories in 4 sentences???? Somehow i missed that. I only read 'sob stories'. After ex bf dumped me for his affair girl...4 months later we got back together again. I found a ring in a drawer that was part of his bed frame, and i asked if it was hers. He didn't know....never saw it before! lol (I lived there for 3 years...and i had never seen it) I put it on. It fit. I am still wearing it to this day! lol I show it to my friends and say, Yeah, this ring belonged to the girl he dumped me for. BTW...after 4 months he went back to her. But he dumped her for a new one this summer. Yeah...he gets bored easily. So I still wear the engagement ring (3 diamonds) and HER nice costume jewelry one...i guess i didn't leave the relationship 'ringless'. Link to comment
happy_snapper Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 I've got quite a lot of funny stories, but only one is dating/relationship themed. I think I've told it before on ENA Years and years ago, a friend tried to hook me up with a female mutual friend that he knew I had a crush on. I think he was either drunk, stoned, lobotomised, or had been watching far too much TV, because here's how he did it: 1. Set up an anonymous email account. 2. Sent emails to both of us, pretending to be the other one incognito. 3. Arrange to meet both of us in a cafe, saying that "you'll recognise me when you see me" Step 4 inside his warped brain, was that we would see each other, realise that we were both madly in love with each other and everything would work out fine. He forgot that both of us thought that the other one had initiated the emails, incognito. Within 2 minutes we both thought the other was utterly insane: Sending anonymous emails, then acting like they were the one who had been receiving them. She left very quickly, avoided me completely for a couple of weeks, until the full story came out. We never got together in the end, it was just too awkward. Link to comment
Realitynut Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Oh Peter...that is GREAT! Did she ever find out what happened?? or did she find out too! Awww...you should have got together again, it would be a great story to tell your grandchildren......lol Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Shock as this might come for some people, I don't need 4 sentences. Instead, I shall express it in haiku. World touring singer, Said, "You're different. Call me, 'k?" Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring. Link to comment
ParisPaulette Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 World touring singer, Said, "You're different. Call me, 'k?" Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring. This is brilliant! Link to comment
Realitynut Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 TOV....I AM shocked to say the least!!! or is that the 'least' I've EVER seen you post!!!! lol At least you had a world touring singer ASK you to call....lol...even tho he never answered! I slept with a cover band dude for the Beatles once....does that count?? Don't remember which one he was....lol My sis and i were young (of course...) and we went to see this band. They played the OLD Beatle songs and dressed like them in their younger years. They noticed my sis and i the minute we walked in! (The place was small...) Later we all went out to eat. Then hung out and the next day we went to a park and slid in the mud! Ahhhhh...memories.... Link to comment
happpybear Posted January 29, 2014 Share Posted January 29, 2014 Shock as this might come for some people, I don't need 4 sentences. Instead, I shall express it in haiku. World touring singer, Said, "You're different. Call me, 'k?" Ring ring. Ring ring. Ring. You gonna disclose who this world touring singer was??? I'm ever so curious!!! Link to comment
Realitynut Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 yeah, don't leave us hanging.... ring....ring.... Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 yeah, don't leave us hanging.... ring....ring.... LOL. Haha, you guys. Honestly, I forget people get curious about these things. How about, I'll just say he was the frontman for one of the well-known 80's "hair bands", and if you saw the movie "Rockstar," one of his bandmates had a cameo in that. So if you're an 80's metal nerd, that should be enough hints (so, that means some homework for you, possibly, happybear! ) See, I'm not trying to be coy, I'm just trying to make sure everyone knows their stuff. Link to comment
RideOn Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 LOL. Haha, you guys. Honestly, I forget people get curious about these things. How about, I'll just say he was the frontman for one of the well-known 80's "hair bands", and if you saw the movie "Rockstar," one of his bandmates had a cameo in that. So if you're an 80's metal nerd, that should be enough hints (so, that means some homework for you, possibly, happybear! ) See, I'm not trying to be coy, I'm just trying to make sure everyone knows their stuff. Oh I never knew this! Hmm, I got two guesses... Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 Oh I never knew this! Hmm, I got two guesses... Uh, you're DQ'd...you know too much of your stuff.... Link to comment
ALovingKitten Posted January 30, 2014 Share Posted January 30, 2014 LOL. Haha, you guys. Honestly, I forget people get curious about these things. How about, I'll just say he was the frontman for one of the well-known 80's "hair bands", and if you saw the movie "Rockstar," one of his bandmates had a cameo in that. So if you're an 80's metal nerd, that should be enough hints (so, that means some homework for you, possibly, happybear! ) See, I'm not trying to be coy, I'm just trying to make sure everyone knows their stuff. Skid Row? .... Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Skid Row? .... Haha, no.... But I'm afraid I'm pleading the 5th on this one, lol... Link to comment
happpybear Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 LOL. Haha, you guys. Honestly, I forget people get curious about these things. How about, I'll just say he was the frontman for one of the well-known 80's "hair bands", and if you saw the movie "Rockstar," one of his bandmates had a cameo in that. So if you're an 80's metal nerd, that should be enough hints (so, that means some homework for you, possibly, happybear! ) See, I'm not trying to be coy, I'm just trying to make sure everyone knows their stuff. Im stumped...I have never seen this movie....So I'm just going to throw out a wild guess..The singer of Whitesnake? He was pretty cute, lol. Gotta love whitesnake Link to comment
happpybear Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 But I'm afraid I'm pleading the 5th on this one, lol... Oh, nevermind then, I just saw his now, lol Link to comment
RideOn Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Uh, you're DQ'd...you know too much of your stuff.... No fair lol Link to comment
ParisPaulette Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Hmm, there were several musicians from metal bands in that film: Dokken, Foreigner and I seem to remember someone who played with Ozzy Osbourne...wait, it wouldn't be someone named Myles now would it? Or someone he played with? Okay, I'm seriously intrigued here. Hair metal bands indeed, I can smell the lycra and hairspray like it was yesterday. Link to comment
ALovingKitten Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Haha, no.... But I'm afraid I'm pleading the 5th on this one, lol... Haha oh. Is Skid Row considered a hair band? I know their lead singer acts. Think he was on Gilmore Girls for awhile lol. Link to comment
happpybear Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 Foreigner bwahahaha Foreigner!!!! "I want to know what love iiiiiiiiis....I want you to show meeeeeee" Love that freaking song Link to comment
ParisPaulette Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 "I want to know what love iiiiiiiiis....I want you to show meeeeeee" Yep, good slow dance that one. I preferred Hot Blooded, but yeah I had all their records. Yes, I am that old. Sshhh! Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 And yes, Skid Row is considered a hair band! I've never watched Gilmore Girls, but my loss, if Sebastian Bach was in it! Learn something new everyday! ETA: Holy cow, you don't lie! Haha, that's pretty cool, lol...I'm pretty sure I shoulda known that... Link to comment
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