iwishiknew Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I'm still a virgin and I have always wanted to know what a real vagina feels like. I was wondering if there are any certain foods that feel close to a real vagina? Link to comment
Foxfire21 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I heard boiling a cucumber works. boiling until it gets soft, let it cool and good to go. but i think it can only be used once. But hey, at least you'd have a nice snack after you're done Link to comment
ProtestTheHero Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 This is one of the few circumstances where paying for sex is less strange than the alternative. Link to comment
thusspokemara Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 A pumpkin, though it's a rather expensive item to ejaculate into. This equation: 4 hot dogs + saran wrap + petroleum jelly + mattress and box spring = Forever Alone I believe investing in a Fleshlight would easily outperform produce. Link to comment
Pinnacle Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Shoot. I don't think people got the American Pie reference. Oh well. Link to comment
dramallama Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Um how about you put in the effort to actually meet new people instead? Link to comment
Ariel85 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Drama - I wish I knew has some physical barriers he's working through. Link to comment
dramallama Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Drama - I wish I knew has some physical barriers he's working through. Oh ok. Care to share what they are, OP? Link to comment
delicous Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I don't know for sure but buy a peach cut in in half and warm it up a little...ummm there ya go.. why do you just go to a sex store and buy a pocket Punany or fleshlight.? I think instead of this, you should just start going out and meeting people.. Link to comment
ProtestTheHero Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 The fleshlight can actually be more appealing than meeting new people. It depends who you run into. Link to comment
Ariel85 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 The fleshlight can actually be more appealing than meeting new people. It depends who you run into. OMG. THAT is the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you so much. Link to comment
delicous Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 There is no possible way, if your with a woman who knows what shes doing fleshlight doesn't compare... + its an object and not another human being, just feeling the other partners body is enough to get me excited, no toy can ever compare, in my opinion... Link to comment
ForumGuy Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 There is no possible way, if your with a woman who knows what shes doing fleshlight doesn't compare... + its an object and not another human being, just feeling the other partners body is enough to get me excited, no toy can ever compare, in my opinion...Yeah, but it is drama free and pays for itself in no time...lol Link to comment
delicous Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I think you guys just need to meet the right woman lol... Link to comment
ForumGuy Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I think you guys just need to meet the right woman lol...I think you are right Link to comment
mouseno4 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I have to say, i have heard of this obviously from movies... but i never thought anyone would actually do it. People actually believe this flashlight thing feels the same?? Really? And people pay real money for it right?? And why? Link to comment
lukeb Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 There is no possible way, if your with a woman who knows what shes doing fleshlight doesn't compare... + its an object and not another human being, just feeling the other partners body is enough to get me excited, no toy can ever compare, in my opinion... I think that is so true, there are no objects that can actually compare to the real thing, sex is about so much more than just the physical stimulation. One of the biggest illusions is that sex happens between your legs, but it really happens between your ears. So the answer to your question is no there are no food products or any other products that you can get that feel like the real thing. I suppose though that won't stop people from trying. Link to comment
ProtestTheHero Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 OMG. THAT is the funniest thing I've read all week. Thank you so much. lol, NP. I think you guys just need to meet the right woman lol... What's her dimensions? We'll place a custom order. In all seriousness, I think I'm just a little too desensitized at this point for the mere touching of bodies to do a whole lot for me. You can only do the same thing so many times with different people before that effort starts to look bad in my cost-benefit analysis. Link to comment
mouseno4 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 No i dont own it. No i doubt i ever will. Nor have i tried it myself. But i sure as hell will bet REAL MONEY it does not feel even close to the real thing. Save your money for a hooker. Link to comment
Kitkat973 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 I disagree with those saying that you need to meet the right woman. If all you want is sexual stimulation, masturbation is a fantastic idea. Partnered sex comes with a lot of strings attached that solo stimulation doesn't have. As for the experience, fleshlight is probably your best bet. I've heard good things about warmed up banana peels if you squeeze the banana out instead of peeling it, if cost/privacy is an issue. Link to comment
ferna3069 Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 well i would not try to do anything with a household items couse its gonna sound kinda weird when u meet a girl and tell her while u two are talking about sex. just saying Link to comment
delicous Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 Ferna has a big point. Im only saying these guys who think fleshlight is better than a live woman need to find the right woman that doesn't nag , loves them unconditionally and wants to pleasure them constantly!, there are women like that out there... A flesh light cannot look you in the eye as she goes down on you and cannot lick your member like shes licking a popsicle and rub your balls and stimulate the head of penis along with tons more...NOPE...But yes it can do the sucking feeling or whatever, but ok? yeah most men don't like routine crap and most men go for women prior to objects+ most men get off off of a combination of physical and emotional stimulation, a flesh can't do that for you. Link to comment
tiredofvampires Posted June 30, 2011 Share Posted June 30, 2011 You can only do the same thing so many times with different people before that effort starts to look bad in my cost-benefit analysis. And that's why touch + emotion becomes key. I feel a sudden jolt of hope. I may be understood yet. As for the OP, why is it that none of these suggestions sound even remotely size-appropriate? A cucumber? I can see that for a woman, but...? And a pumpkin? I mean, if it was a jack-o-lantern, I guess I can see the appeal of that...but otherwise, everyone knows a pumpkin is hollow inside right? By my count, we've had two dudes here who have attested to the realism of the fleshlight. Link to comment
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