Chicklet Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Why do men measure their penis'? I know that they do so any guys that respond, don't try lying. LOL. You KNOW you've done it at least ONCE in your lifetime! lol I mean, why the pre-occupation with size? I've never believed that size mattered. Link to comment
LIzardKing Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Its how men judge other men . Its kind of like how we judge each other on how much we can weight lift lol Chris Link to comment
Samedy Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I remember in grade 1 during show and tell, that one thing our teacher made us do is measure the object we brought into class. Maybe it all stems from that....? I think it is probably the same reason why a lot of women are obsessed with breast size. Even though for a lot of people the size doesn't matter, the image perpetuated from the media (and even via social networking/forums) it is easy to see where someone would be under the impression that it does matter. Link to comment
ladyninja30 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I dunno about measuring with a ruler but my ex told me you could figure out condom size you need judging by if you could fit it in a toilet paper tube at full mast. I can honestly say I've never laughed so hard in my life when he said that. Link to comment
jonny15 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I dunno about measuring with a ruler but my ex told me you could figure out condom size you need judging by if you could fit it in a toilet paper tube at full mast. I've done that before. It's not the most masculine feeling ever when you can fit it in their with plenty of room to spare. Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 I dunno about measuring with a ruler but my ex told me you could figure out condom size you need judging by if you could fit it in a toilet paper tube at full mast. I can honestly say I've never laughed so hard in my life when he said that. That's HILARIOUS!!! I wonder if its true??? lol Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 I've done that before. It's not the most masculine feeling ever when you can fit it in their with plenty of room to spare. awwwww. you poor baby. Sorry that I even brought this thread to the forum now!! Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 OMG. lol. I'm sitting here with 2 men right now and they have confirmed that men do measure with a toilet paper roll!! I cannot believe I've never heard this before. Link to comment
OptomisticGirl Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 hahahahaha - I have never heard of that, I'm so going to ask my fiance when he wakes up. Link to comment
Ariel85 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 My ex used to talk about using the paper towel roll. Just sayin'. Link to comment
SimplyMe4ever Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I know! Who told them girls give a crap about size? I think I may understand now Link to comment
jingletruck Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I know! Who told them girls give a crap about size? I think I may understand now Well, in all fairness, some women do. I wrote in another thread about cul-de-sac stimulation. You need enough length for that or it just ain't gonna happen. My ex who showed me that little trick also delicately directed me to "lengthening" exercises. They worked, but were way too much effort for another inch and a half, lol... Link to comment
jonny15 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 awwwww. you poor baby. Sorry that I even brought this thread to the forum now!! This thread is ok. You didn't even bring up the toilet roll thing. I think most men do measure themselves. They just never mention if because the number is never as high as they want it to be. haha Link to comment
Brownstone322 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Why do men measure their penis'? I know that they do so any guys that respond, don't try lying. Yeah, it's true, I've tried to measure mine, but I only have a standard 12-inch ruler, so I couldn't get a full-length measurement. I have a yardstick somewhere in the house, so I'll get back to you. Link to comment
regular joe Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Yeah, it's true, I've tried to measure mine, but I only have a standard 12-inch ruler, so I couldn't get a full-length measurement. I have a yardstick somewhere in the house, so I'll get back to you. Brownstone, then like me. You need to use the Christmas wrapping tube. Link to comment
DrKitten Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Come on, guys. No sword fighting allowed! Link to comment
guynextdoor Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Brownstone, then like me. You need to use the Christmas wrapping tube. You guys are shopping the wrong area, try home depot and PVC tubing.. Link to comment
biocatalyst Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Reminds me of the first time I had sex.I'm all excited we're alone in her room.I pull my pants down and she starts laughing and says,"who are you gonna satisfy with that little thing?" I said,"Me!".... Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Yeah, it's true, I've tried to measure mine, but I only have a standard 12-inch ruler, so I couldn't get a full-length measurement. I have a yardstick somewhere in the house, so I'll get back to you. Uh, will that post include images? LOL Link to comment
Brownstone322 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Uh, will that post include images? LOL Shot with a wide-angle lens, 'course. I think we need to explore this more in a private consultation. Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 They worked, but were way too much effort for another inch and a half, lol... Heard that. lol Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Shot with a wide-angle lens, 'course. I think we need to explore this more in a private consultation. haha. whatchu smokin' up there brownstone? lol Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Originally Posted by regular joe View Post Brownstone, then like me. You need to use the Christmas wrapping tube. You guys are shopping the wrong area, try home depot and PVC tubing.. What's next, drainage tubes? lol You guys are hilarious. thanks for making this thread funny!!! The dudes I was talking to last night about it, here at my house, were cracking me up too. My friend Ben and Danny were here and Ben was like, "I've done it, Mike done it and you know you've done it too" And Danny said "I've never done it (Danny is Mike's brother, btw) Then Ben said, well I done it with Mike and mine wouldn't fit but your brothers would." I was immediately like, "Whatthephuck? Why are you and Mike in the same room together with hard penisis for???????" ROFL!!!! Link to comment
Brownstone322 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 My friend Ben and Danny were here and Ben was like, "I've done it, Mike done it and you know you've done it too" And Danny said "I've never done it (Danny is Mike's brother, btw) Then Ben said, well I done it with Mike and mine wouldn't fit but your brothers would." I was immediately like, "Whatthephuck? Why are you and Mike in the same room together with hard penisis for???????" ROFL!!!! Hey, don't get the wrong idea! I retain the services of a highly trained team of attractive female technicians to measure and document my dimensions. By the way, length alone is overrated. An estimate of cylindrical volume (in cubic inches or cc's) is most important Pi * Radius^2 * Length[/b][/indent] You'd need calculus to accurately account for the contours of the (bulbous, pulsating) head, but my technical team doesn't do integrals. Not yet, anyway. Link to comment
Chicklet Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 haha! too funny!! lol Link to comment
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