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Yeah, I AM completely useless! I am the essence of what it means! And I am so TIRED of it!

 

I am hated or a least disliked by everyone on this planet! And don't come and tell me that you don't just because you don't know me! You are all humans! And humans hate me! That is a fact! So unless you are an alien, you hate me or dislike me!

 

I am useless at everything! EVERYTHING!!! I suck at EVERYTHING! I am stupid, dumb, and my existence is pointless! Yeah, a lot of people say that too but they don't know what it truly means to be useless! Because I am the only one who is it!

 

So why am I writing this? Because I want to show the world that I AM RIGHT! If there is someone the world wish should be gone, then it is me!

 

I don't expect anyone to answer this, because you shouldn't! Why would anyone deal with a pointless person like me? THEY WON'T!

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Sorry, but it's lazy and facile to say you're stupid and hated. You're clearly quite intelligent and type with impeccable grammar, even if you are coming accross like a melodramatic, histrionic person.

 

You're obviously feeling the need to have attention, which implies you don't get it otherwise. So let's talk about the real problem. Why are you so scared of others?

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I LOVE this... haha:

 

Sorry, but it's lazy and facile to say you're stupid and hated. You're clearly quite intelligent and type with impeccable grammar, even if you are coming accross like a melodramatic, histrionic person.

 

Everyone has something to offer the world. YOU, OP, bring passion and 'flair'. Clearly.

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Sorry, but it's lazy and facile to say you're stupid and hated. You're clearly quite intelligent and type with impeccable grammar, even if you are coming accross like a melodramatic, histrionic person.

 

You're obviously feeling the need to have attention, which implies you don't get it otherwise. So let's talk about the real problem. Why are you so scared of others?

 

What the...? Oh please, don't come up with that typical and overly used "You are not stupid, because you can spell and use gramma"-thing. That has nothing to do with freaking intelligence! At least not something that makes you useful in modern society.

 

Yeah, I feel the need for attention because, you know what? Nobody cares, and those who does, are just pretenders!

 

Scared of others? Do I need to be scared of others when everybody hates me anyway??! Even so, that doesn't make me useful!

 

That post was a tad sensationalistic and smacks of melodrama. Gladiatus, what's the real problem dude?

 

Read the title, dude! I AM USELESS!

 

do you pay tax? if so you are not useless.

 

No...

 

I'm not, I'm karvala's pet cat. I like to login occasionally just to see what he's been up to. So I don't hate you. Meow. O

 

Right, you are a human, right? Then you will hate me if you don't already do that!

 

I LOVE this... haha:

 

 

 

Everyone has something to offer the world. YOU, OP, bring passion and 'flair'. Clearly.

 

Erh? Why the heck would that be useful to anyone?!

 

do you breath? you help the plants that produce our oxygen.

 

So that makes me useful? Oh, wait, then everything living thing will die if I disappeared, right? NO!

 

Even if the rest of your life isn't going so well right now, you obviously have a few friends on ENA...

 

Friends...? FRIENDS??? ENA has proven countless times that it despises me! Just look at the first comment on this thread! Or the people who laughs at me on this site! I HAVE NO FREAKING FRIENDS ANYWHERE IN THIS WORLD!

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If people didn't care Glad... we would just ignore you and classify you as irrelevant. Just because you don't want to accept our advice, that doesn't mean it's not an effort on our part to get through to you.

 

But please, by all means, continue acting like you are. Don't stop on our account. Or, you know, common decency's sake.

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If people didn't care Glad... we would just ignore you and classify you as irrelevant. Just because you don't want to accept our advice, that doesn't mean it's not an effort on our part to get through to you.

 

But please, by all means, continue acting like you are. Don't stop on our account. Or, you know, common decency's sake.

 

Oh, then thank you! I just needed somebody to tell me that I was completely useless. After all I was right, right? I should go kill myself, right?

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Oh, then thank you! I just needed somebody to tell me that I was completely useless. After all I was right, right? I should go kill myself, right?

 

I didn't say anything of the kind. You're the one with this hard-on for being useless. I said we were here to help. Take it or leave it.

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  • 3 years later...

Hey, I'm pretty useless too. I couldn't even figure out how to reply here. We should hang out! Oh, by the way, I'm sure I'm much older, and I've been useless for a long time. Never had a job, not for lack of trying, no education no skills. Yay me!

 

I am hated or a least disliked by everyone on this planet! And don't come and tell me that you don't just because you don't know me! You are all humans! And humans hate me! That is a fact! So unless you are an alien, you hate me or dislike me!

 

I am useless at everything! EVERYTHING!!! I suck at EVERYTHING! I am stupid, dumb, and my existence is pointless! Yeah, a lot of people say that too but they don't know what it truly means to be useless! Because I am the only one who is it!

 

So why am I writing this? Because I want to show the world that I AM RIGHT! If there is someone the world wish should be gone, then it is me!

 

I don't expect anyone to answer this, because you shouldn't! Why would anyone deal with a pointless person like me? THEY WON'T!

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