Breaking No-Contact

[jettison]

It is my opinion, after reading 100s of "I just broke NC and regret it" threads on ENA of the course of several years, that you're all doing it wrong. So tepid. So light. So Simon says. So I'll put my hand there if you do bub. Nonsense. If you're going to blow it, blow it big. Make it catastrophic.

 

When you break a diet, do you nibble on two spoons of ice-cream? One munch of a donut? Hells no. You go big. You gorge yourself on a Vermonster, and if anyone around you is so lucky, they may get a bite or two. Then you throw up, pass out, and hopefully if you're done it right... you cry a lot. This part is especially effective if you're a large burly man in his 30s.

 

So if you're going to break NC, then go big. I can't tell you how to do it. I'm not you after all, and I certainly have no interest in winning back some man or woman who once crushed your heart and then acted like a heathen in the process. No thanks. You have her/him... or not. You're going to stand a chance with the "I was just thinking about you the other day" nonsense.

 

But just to throw you a few breakcrumbs, here is an idea:

 

Letter part:

 

Man I got wasted last night. I went to this karaoke bar with a couple buddies, and we went all out. Then I decided I would dedicate a song to you, my true love so that's what I did. Frank suggested I sing "Turn Around Bright Eyes", but it seems like I sing that one about you alone in my room every week so I wanted to really test myself. After some heated debate with the bartender, I finally settled on Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You." I know that I never sang to you a whole lot in our relationship, and obviously it was too my detriment, but lately I have been imagining the lullabies I would sing you if we were still together, and also the ways in which my unique and transformative voice would have surely kept our love aflame. Anyway, Chris taped it so here you go.... My dedication to you sweet pea:

 

 

[fLuiD]

This guy sounded like he swallowed Whitney Houston and she was trying to sing her way out of his body! Sounds way way too much like her.

 

On a side note, I was wondering if we could trash this thread and post the craziest ways we have broken NC or would break it.

[jettison]

This guy sounded like he swallowed Whitney Houston and she was trying to sing her way out of his body! Sounds way way too much like her.

 

On a side note, I was wondering if we could trash this thread and post the craziest ways we have broken NC or would break it.

 

 

Yes, absolutely. Trash the thread. Would love to hear 'em.

[thinovate]

You're funny. I like your cynical sarcasm. Maybe not the comment you're looking for, but that's what i think. I'm stickin' to it.

[JonasWaingaro]

I thought that guy (?) was pretty good. And my NC breaking Christmas card was neither light nor tepid! I think I even said I love you twice!!! What...what...what?!

[Triplell]

She filed a restraining order on me, and I went a good month without contacting her. Then I went all out: pocket dialed her as her number was somehow stored in my speed dial (however not in my address book...effing blackberry). Just waiting for the police to show up.