How dirty/nasty/pervy is your mind?

[Taikero]

Whenever I hear about the hadron collider (which is a lot more often than you'd think)...I think of hard ons.

 

So would a gay bar be the REAL Hardon Collider?

[Cognitive_Canine]

So would a gay bar be the REAL Hardon Collider?

 

Not for me. T_T...but for a lucky fellow, it would be.

[Organs]

I'm sitting in my office, typing along, working and I hear:

 

guy1: hold still and I'll push it in slowly

guy2: ugh...it's slippery

guy1: hang on, I have to push hard

guy2: **grunting**

guy1: almost there

 

 

... ok..now...what would you be thinking?

 

I find it very curious what different people hear. When I heard that convo, after laughing like a loon at the guys (they were repairing a transmission), it turned me on. And it got me thinking...most people dont hear the sexual innuendo in normal conversation, but I hear it in EVERYTHING. lol So, what does that mean? I often wonder how much I miss because my head is burried in the gutter.

 

Thoughts? Anyone the same? Anyone have any funny stories? Anyone care? lol

 

Well, yeah, I think of gay anal sex. But I'm sure it's just two guys moving something heavy with little grip.

[DaBladeRoden]

I think I might pitch a tent and stick around in this thread. I hope I will fit in.

[Catdancer]

I think I might pitch a tent and stick around in this thread.

 

lol..lot's of tents pitched because of this thread today!

[Resolute]

I think I might pitch a tent and stick around in this thread. I hope I will fit in.

 

Oh god that was perfect... tears in my eyes... tears of laughter

[Taikero]

lol..lot's of tents pitched because of this thread today!

 

I'm just waiting for people to start comparing tents.

 

"Mine's a 5 man!"

 

"That's nice. Mine's a 7 man."

[Resolute]

Just for the sake of an argument, i could house 3 puppies with my tent.

 

 

Along with 4 people and a large duffel bag.

[greywolf]

hahahah good thing I have the ability to laugh in my head, otherwise I would have been laughing too cat!

[oldenoughtoknow]

When I was a kid, there was a police officer in my home town with the last name Diick. I still to this day cannot figure out why in the world his fiance took his name when they married. Her first name was Anita.

 

Oh yeah, I remember her. Anita's first boyfriend's name was Mike Hunt.

 

We are on a roll today, aren't we...

[Cognitive_Canine]

Just for the sake of an argument, i could house 3 puppies with my tent.

 

 

Along with 4 people and a large duffel bag.

 

 

Poor dogs...

[quirky]

I had this guitar teacher that was SO hot and he said we'll learn a new song. Pen and paper ready, he says the title I start writing.. "I'm into you"

 

he says "No, no..I mean to you"

[avman]

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