tbtf Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 This thread is just for fun and was inspired by a hilarious incident that took place this past weekend. My boyfriend and I were having sex, and he had already... um... "gotten" me twice. I knew he was getting close to orgasm himself, but he always cares a lot about how I'm feeling so in the heat of the moment I told him something along the lines of "Baby, it still feels SO good." He was focused and grunted something, which I SWORE was, "Shut up!" Shocked, I shrieked, "What?!!" He repeated himself: "I said 'awesome'!!" Haha I just thought it was so funny to imagine if that had actually been what he had said. Like something out of a movie. Anyone else have any funny/inconvenient moments of misunderstanding during sex?? Link to comment
90_hour_sleep Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 i had one girlfriend who used to get all confused when i'd look into her eyes. it kinda freaked her out for some reason. she always thought something was bothering me. isn't that part of a passionate experience...to be able to really soak it all in? not like i was trying to be mr. amazingly over-sensitive or anything...just felt good. Link to comment
Qut81 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 This thread is just for fun and was inspired by a hilarious incident that took place this past weekend. My boyfriend and I were having sex, and he had already... um... "gotten" me twice. I knew he was getting close to orgasm himself, but he always cares a lot about how I'm feeling so in the heat of the moment I told him something along the lines of "Baby, it still feels SO good." He was focused and grunted something, which I SWORE was, "Shut up!" Shocked, I shrieked, "What?!!" He repeated himself: "I said 'awesome'!!" Haha I just thought it was so funny to imagine if that had actually been what he had said. Like something out of a movie. Anyone else have any funny/inconvenient moments of misunderstanding during sex?? hahahaha, my ex named his wee wee. Sometimes when I wanted to have sex I would playfully say " I miss Raul" lol (yes, he named it Raul) Another time, we had just finished having sex and it was AMAZING...like always. I said "That was magical". I guess they way I said it was funny cause he couldnt stop laughing. lol We had funnier moments but they are ex rated. Link to comment
KG Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 I had dated this girl for about 3 months. We were laying in front of the fireplace, hadn't has intercourse at all at this point, but we were ready. I asked her to stand up, I picked her up and said " I want to take you to my brain." She like...Whhhhaaaattt??? "Bed, I meant to say bed!" We laughed it off. Was a good icebraker tho! Link to comment
ghost69 Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 i got kneed in the nuts once changing positions. i punished her after that. Link to comment
Lainers Posted April 8, 2009 Share Posted April 8, 2009 Ghost, your posts are all so STRANGE! Anyway! Haha, I hadnt misheard D-man in bed. But I have MANY times when we're out and about. I swear, my mind is only clear during the act! Link to comment
Puma Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 In the midst of the act I said, "Oh my God... this is better than IHOP!". Link to comment
ScorpiGal83 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 My ex once said "crikey!" when he was coming. LOL! Link to comment
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