catchy/funny first lines?

[cluelessme]

hello all:

 

so i went to a club last night....and i realized..."man...i really need to work on my conversations!" lol

 

im not a bad lookin dude....and im actually pretty outgoing generally....but when it comes to introducing myself to a lady, i start sucking lol

 

anyways...im not asking "how to meet a girl in a club" per se but more generally...what are some good questions to ask to keep a girl engaged and entertained after saying "hi"?

 

my usual line after "hi" is "my name is..." and then "you are?" and then "so do you come here often?" and then "r u from around here?"

 

LOL...yes its sad...and i depressingly report to you all that these questions fail me 90% of the time (as in they bore the crap out of the girl).

 

so fire away! engaging questions! funny lines! witty openings!

[Day_Walker]

You have to realize that because of the environment of clubs that conversation is very limited. All you are really operating on is looks because you wont be able to have any kind of substantial conversation. I keep the conversation situational, or in other words whatever is going on at the moment I will make comments on it. For example, something she is wearing, a drink she ordered, or just what is going on at that time. You will only be limited by your own creativity if you do this.

[hazylynx]

You have to realize that because of the environment of clubs that conversation is very limited. All you are really operating on is looks because you wont be able to have any kind of substantial conversation. I keep the conversation situational, or in other words whatever is going on at the moment I will make comments on it. For example, something she is wearing, a drink she ordered, or just what is going on at that time. You will only be limited by your own creativity if you do this.

 

so like

 

ask her for a dance or drink maybe both...

 

go outside for a fag after the above maybe...

if you both smoke..if you don't then you could start?

 

all depends on the situation...

[Day_Walker]

I like comments rather than questions, I find that it starts of the conversation better. I will make comments in a light hearted manner, that way you can tell if she wants to talk or if she doesnt want to be bothered. I like to stay away from buying her a drink, instead I like to focus on light hearted humor but that is a personal preference. The key is that whatever you do needs to fit well with your personality because you are going to have to play off of your own strengths.