Question for the ladies

[Cognitive_Canine]

Blast those Enzyte infomercials to all hell.

 

They don't even work! If you notice, the commercials NEVER say that they actually cause your privates to grow. It is "natural male enhancement", which is just a bunch of B12 and sugar. It just makes you feel better through the B12.....

 

The ONLY way to make yourself longer is through surgery. And, frankly, the penis is left looking weird afterwards.

[annie24]

Oh God, this again.... You can actually search the forums for this and find about 10 million replies to your question. Those penis enlargement folks must be getting filthy rich off of the neurosis of medium-endowed, American males. Those commercials are just doing a number on Average Joe. It works kind of like fear-based politics, and how we are apt to accept almost anything if they can convince us that we're going to be attacked by someone. (I kept that general on purpose. No political debates please.)

 

seriously.

 

sigh, i'm tired of this question too. OP - what would you do about it if we told you you are too big or too small?

[musicguy]

They don't even work! If you notice, the commercials NEVER say that they actually cause your privates to grow. It is "natural male enhancement", which is just a bunch of B12 and sugar. It just makes you feel better through the B12.....

 

The ONLY way to make yourself longer is through surgery. And, frankly, the penis is left looking weird afterwards.

 

and how would you know this??

[Cognitive_Canine]

and how would you know this??

 

Cause I make ALL my bfs take it!!!!!!!

[musicguy]

Cause I make ALL my bfs take it!!!!!!!

 

oh hehe, they must not be able to stay hard a lot huh?

 

now how do you know about surgically enhanced penises??

[Cognitive_Canine]

oh hehe, they must not be able to stay hard a lot huh?

 

now know do you know about surgically enhanced penises??

 

Internet.....

[starlight40]

Surgically enhanced or not ive never seen a good looking penis yet! ha

[tiredofvampires]

My questions are the same as music guy!

 

1. How do you know about how a surgically enhanced penis looks

2. How do you know it's just sugar + B12?

 

I've been wondering for ages...lol....

 

Are you SUUUURE? They do say, "This is NOT a gimmick" and "Things DO get bigger!"

 

;-p

 

This is the bane of watching as much Comedy Central as I watch. Ugghch.

[musicguy]

Internet.....

 

alrighty, I thought that you might have hung around hospitals by the plastic surgeons area

[musicguy]

My questions are the same as music guy!

 

1. How do you know about how a surgically enhanced penis looks

2. How do you know it's just sugar + B12?

 

I've been wondering for ages...lol....

 

Are you SUUUURE? They do say, "This is NOT a gimmick" and "Things DO get bigger!"

 

;-p

 

This is the bane of watching as much Comedy Central as I watch. Ugghch.

 

welp, I have no idea about the sugar and B12

 

as for if it works..nope..it's just a waste of money

[annie24]

in all seriousness, i'd rather a man be too small rather than too large. small - well, at least he can use a strap on, or we can use a vibrator or something else if he is really the size of a pencil eraser.

 

if he's the size of a 2 liter coke bottle, i think i'd just say, 'no thanks' and walk away. kind of like samantha in sex and the city, when she finally meets mr. "Too Big."

[musicguy]

Surgery on the penis is also supposed to be very unreliable. It involves stretching some kind of muscle I believe, but it can supposedly easily stretch back after surgery.

 

Sorry, we've got what we've got, so we better be able to use it well, or just make the rest of our bodies smaller so it looks huge.

 

haha! what if you already have a small body and a small penis? then what?

[musicguy]

Then you'd better get microscopic body-wise, or find a way to shrink every other man's penis in the world so that you're the king.

 

hehe, I'm sure that scientists are workin on that right now

[BeStrongBeHappy]

This kind of question is as unanswerable as the 'do these pants make me look fat' questions are from women.

 

No matter what women say they are doomed. If they say, 'ooh, that's huge' he will accuse you of lying to make him feel better. And if she says that is fine and normal' then he'll say, 'what, so you mean i'm just normal and not good?'. And if she says it could be bigger, then you are scarred for life.

 

You're normal, functioning, healthy, have fun with it. Quite obsessing about your penis size and your sex life will be much better and less self conscious. You could have a penis the size of an overgrown zucchini and then you'd be complaining girls won't have sex with you because you're too big.

 

You're happily in normal range, so don't worry bout it. Women don't run around with rulers obsessing about it, so you shouldn't either.

[sharsachan]

i've never measured a penis in my life but i can say that around 5 or 6 inches is good for most ladies. longer than that starts to hit the cervix which is WAY uncomfortable to most women. i'm actually happier with 4-5 inches myself but every woman is different just like every man. don't stress you'll find the girl that works with you.

[annie24]

I once heard a porn star talking about how she did a scene with one of the biggest guys in the industry, and her cervix ended up torn.

 

bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's freaking scary. no thanks, i'll take the small guy any day!!!

[musicguy]

bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's freaking scary. no thanks, i'll take the small guy any day!!!

 

YESS!! I mean jk

[ObliqueApproach]

And guess what? There's absolutely nothing you can do about it, there's no proven way to increase your penis size.

 

 

You're wrong actually. For about $13,000 you can undergo surgery that increases the girth by 1"-2". And since they do not inject fat (which leaves a nasty lumpy result) but graft special "cleaned" donor flesh (Allograft) to one's member, the results are *supposed* to be permanent. If you google a bit, you can even find before and after pictures, and the results look quite nice to me. I'd surely go from current 5" girth to 6 1/2" or even 7" if the procedure were a tad cheaper.

[annie24]

god, what a waste of money.....

[mr_iwi]

seriously.

 

sigh, i'm tired of this question too. OP - what would you do about it if we told you you are too big or too small?

 

I'm not the original poster, but I am the sort of person who would post a similar question. I feel a bit wary making this my first post (given how annoying some users find this topic to be), but I found eNA whilst looking for a self esteem forum, and if anything this is a bona-fide self esteem question.

 

What would I do about it? Depending on the answer (for I would obviously have asked the original question with different numbers), it would help me decide whether what my recent ex has told me was either brutally honest or just plain cruel. As it turns out, she was either trying to upset me for whatever her reasons are, or her outlook is very different from the users of this site.

 

So although I see how the same questions from different people can be more than just a trifle irritating, I will say in defence of the original poster that regardless of whether replies have aided him in any way, I have certainly felt their benefit, and I owe him my thanks.