MEASURING THE PENIS (TIPS) - Heavy Men (and Lower Abdomen Fat)

[cd32505n]

Ok I was wondering if you guys could give me some advice. Most people in the world are abit over weight. I am not obese but i am atleast 15 lbs over weight and the part over my penis is abit fat. I feel like I have a little fat pouch right above my penis and right below my stomach. I looked it up and it is fat on my lower abdomen. I was on a website and this is exactly what I am talking about ->

--"The penis is not attached to the belly, it runs down all the way down to near the anus and it is anchored to the bottom of the pelvis. If the belly grows the penis stays put, the belly sort of engulfs the penis at the root."--

 

Now I know when you measure your penis you go from the base of your penis to the tip. My question is does that area of fat make my measuring stats incorrect? I measure alittle bit over 5" and when I push the fat down I am an even 6". Which stats are correct?

 

If your abit confused about where the fat is it would be where the ruler would be touching near the base of my penis.

 

 

Any advice or knowledge about this would help me greatly. 6" is a big difference over 5" in my eyes.

[jettison]

And the size of your member is significant because why? Are you starting a new multimedia marketing campaign for your manhood? There's one thing I'm pretty sure about. The only person in the world who will ever care whether you measure 5 or 6 is you.

 

When I read these threads, it always puts the same thought into my head...

 

"Never borrow another man's ruler."

 

After all, apparently, rulers everywhere have been crammed up against some guy's penis (many guys?). I don't want to touch that thing. It's like borrowing someone's underwear. It's got penis cooties all over it.

 

And thank god that people aren't obsessed about the circumference of their anus. I can only imagine what common household utensil I'd have to be weary of.

[Timebandit]

Most people in the world are abit over weight.

 

In our part of the world perhaps. In general, I think not.

 

Any advice or knowledge about this would help me greatly. 6" is a big difference over 5" in my eyes.

 

It's just a number and it's big enough to satisfy a woman anyway. The question of size is largely about male pride.

[Timebandit]

And thank god that people are obsessed about the circumference of their anus. I can only imagine what common household utensil I'd have to be weary of.

 

You are missing a "not", aren't you?

[jettison]

You are missing a "not", aren't you?

 

I must have added that mere moments before you rightly corrected me.

[Cognitive_Canine]

And the size of your member is significant because why? Are you starting a new multimedia marketing campaign for your manhood? There's one thing I'm pretty sure about. The only person in the world who will ever care whether you measure 5 or 6 is you.

 

 

My sentiments exactly. Does it really matter?

[greywolf]

hmmm I honestly don't understand the point of this. Let's say you're with some women and she sees your penis. I doubt that it'll go like this

woman: My god it's only 5 inches!

OP: no no, it's 6! you have to measure the part that the fat covers.

 

honestly, it doesn't matter.

[jettison]

Whatever. I have a really shiny bicycle. I may post a pic someday. It measures 53 cms from the bottom bracket to the top tube. 53 thick, hot, white, carbon fiber centimeters of burning hot velo love.

[greywolf]

i dont know...maybe the person i was quoting. off to the beach. to go show off my muscles in all their beastly fury hahahaha

 

hhahaah seriously I can't figure out why you feel the need to try to mock them every time you get a chance.

[jettison]

Can we go back to discussing penis size please...oh wait, did that sound homosexual?

 

Agreed. I hate when people try to hijack a serious topic and start debating stupid things like muscles. Has anyone else noticed that NO ONE has even bothered to answer the OP's question? Where are your hearts ENA? People come to this site because they are utterly and completely alone (with their penis and a measuring stick), and they need our help.

 

So, to stay on topic, I will be the first to answer.

 

The Rules:

 

1) Use a clear ruler. This will give you better vision of your member and allow you to better place the ruler on your manhood.

 

2) Use a ruler with centimeters. If you take any bit of advice from this post, make sure you retain this important bit of information. There are approximately 2.5 centimeters in an inch. thereforee, if you only measure, let's say, 5 inches, then really you measure 12.5 centimeters. That is MUCH more impressive for most women.

 

In fact, I've tested this theory out in practice. On woman one, the woman would not sleep with me after I introduced myself and then disclosed my penis size in inches. I believe her reaction was, "That's it?"

 

On woman two, I listed my size in centimeters, and we want back to my place for a nightcap. Success!

 

I don't want to go too much into detail about what happened with woman three, but I do feel like I should disclose that I listed my penis size in millimeters this time. You guessed it.... she almost immediately swooned, and we were soon making love for almost 2 and a half minutes straight, non-stop.

 

3) The end of your ruler should be full and forgiving. If you're going to get every last centimeter then you're going to have to really cram that thing into your stomach. This is important because it could mean the difference between 12.5 centimeters and 16. Most women would glance twice at a 12.5, but a 16? The Chinese Olympic divers would be so lucky to nab scores like that.

 

4) Finally... publish!!! This information doesn't do anybody any good unless it becomes part of the public domain, can be registered with search engines, and is easily searchable by young, hot women in search of something special.

[DaBladeRoden]

I'd worry about the fat before the penis length. Then, once you get thin, you get an extra bonus in perceived penis length!

[avman]

Moderator note: Keep it respectful and on topic.

[tiredofvampires]

And the size of your member is significant because why? Are you starting a new multimedia marketing campaign for your manhood? There's one thing I'm pretty sure about. The only person in the world who will ever care whether you measure 5 or 6 is you.

 

And thank god that people aren't obsessed about the circumference of their anus.

 

Oh dear god -- that bit I've bolded literally made me laugh out loud like a firecracker.

 

So where is the OP, I wonder -- since this question of Jetts' is really of paramount importance, in my opinion.

 

Remember, OP, that your flaccid and turgid states will also impact the measurement; as will semi-states in between of all gradations. So you're going to have quite an unfixed numerical value here.

 

So in a way, the whole thing is bogus. Not to dismiss you, OP, but to say that as has been pointed out, this information has no applicability. It's kind of like when you exercise and put on muscle, you gain weight. But you lose fat. So what the scale reads may show that you are adding pounds, but it doesn't account for the kind of pounds, the quality of the pounds, and how you are feeling and looking. You might look quite a bit more fit and fine with those extra muscle pounds, even though the numbers alone have gone up. A lot of dieting experts for this reason say, "Forget what the scale (numbers) say, how do you FEEL?"

 

So, to compare to the penis matter, what the ruler says is not determinant of the satisfactory nature of your article. The whole rest of your body as well as what's in your cranium are what's going to make the inchage you have count for something.

 

On a side note, my last bf was impressively endowed -- and since I was always under the impression that guys are proud of this, I would croon over it like no one's business. It wouldn't have mattered in the slightest if he was 3 inches shorter, or less girthy, in fact it definitely would've spared me physical pain. But since I thought all guys loved to measure themselves, and did so as universally as pubescent masturbation, I got it into my head that since he had everything to flaunt, I'd make a fun moment out of it and ask him to let me measure him (for me, it was both to compliment him and cheer him with delight, but also for my own experience, the same reasons any athlete wants to know just how far they ran, or swam or climbed with a number.) To my great shock and dismay, he refused to let me anywhere near his num num with a measuring tape. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why, and asked him. I asked, "Do you feel like I'm objectifying you? Do you feel this disrespects you somehow?" He was evasive, vague and poker-faced, saying, "I don't know, honey...I'll have to think about that."

 

I was just super deflated. And to this day I really don't know. Though I think whatever it was, he knew what his reason was and just didn't want to talk about it because it involved some vulnerable thought process, and he was never good at exposing those.

 

Needless to say, I may never do this again (unless I know we are on the same playful and uninhibited wavelength) and so whatever a man's measurements, as you can see, even for the well-endowed, this matter ends up being of no relevance to us ladies.

[koreangelxp]

from what i heard if a man is over weight and he drops 30 pounds he gains a inch on his penis.... so start losing some weight to get rid of that little fat spot to gain a inch

[ginger007]

Yes, to me it would be 6 inches.