marlon1866 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Before I get any wisecracks from the other men out there, let me assure you that this isn't a "good" problem to have. My man junk is big. Too big, in fact. Roughly the diameter of a coffee cup and 9-10 inches in length. When I was younger and started dating it seemed like a great problem to have. The ladies would get pretty excited and interested when they first saw it. Then they'd have trouble getting it in their stank hole and all that excitement would fade. Relationships rarely lasted for more than a couple of months. Either we would fail to have sex or she'd be messed up for a couple of days afterward and wouldn't be too interested in sex for a long time afterward. I've never had a GF for more than 6 months. Again, that seemed ok when I was younger but now I'd like to find a woman and settle down. I hate the thought of being alone or still going on first dates at 40 or 50. I'm out of ideas. Please don't tell me I need more lube - I've tried everything but axel grease and it doesn't help. I'm actually trying to find if there is some kind of surgical procedure available. Link to comment
someguy88 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Sounds rough. If I were you I'd probably try to date bigger women. I don't mean bigger as in fat, but as in stature. That severely limits your options though. I wish I could offer some better advice. good luck Link to comment
BeStrongBeHappy Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 if you are looking for a surgical procedure, i would suggest you contact a urologist since they specialize treating male reproductive system issues. p.s. if you're calling a vagina a 'stank hole' in front of your girlfriend, that might be killing the romance too... just sayin'.... Link to comment
cristal Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 This is a tough one. Your question regarding surgery reduction, might interfere with some of your organ's nerve endings and might suppress sexual excitement, but it might be worth looking in to. In the meantime, you might just have to go with "nice and slow", or you can try and become more sexually creative. That can be done, by introducing other things as a form of sexual satisfaction, other than just vaginal sex. Good luck! Link to comment
marlon1866 Posted January 6, 2008 Author Share Posted January 6, 2008 thanks for the advice one point of clarification - I don't mean surgical procedure for me, I'm looking for a surgical procedure for HER... you know, to make her looser. thanks again Link to comment
itsallgrand Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Yeah right! lol. Good luck with that. Seriously, if you are that size, that is a lot of blood loss from the brain. Maybe some tantric sessions are in order. A little unconventional sex. It'd be fun regardless, eh. Link to comment
android12 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 thanks for the advice one point of clarification - I don't mean surgical procedure for me, I'm looking for a surgical procedure for HER... you know, to make her looser. thanks again yea...good luck finding someone who is willing to do that for you >_ also keep in mind that a woman's vagina will stretch and tighten back after a period of no sex...maybe someone with a high sex drive and open mind will do it? that might keep it a little looser? good luck Link to comment
CandyKins Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 You are born what you are, there is nothing you can do. Only alternative you can do as my guess is go for sugery. Sugery does cost a lot of money, but the question you got to ask is, "is this worth it?". You're quite wrong about relationships only last for a few months, like they come and go. For the excuse to leave just because they aren't fully satisfied at sex is of a low mentality, it sounds cheap. Sex is just part of life, it mustn't be a huge part of life, then how will you be happy? Don't think you will get very far. Reading this I presume you're into the 'dating world'. Guess on that relationships does last for a few months. You don't have to be alone or go on first dates at 40 or 50. Link to comment
Dako Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 If I had the problem you describe, I'd be seeking surgical solutions to reduce the size of my penis. If you expect a partner to have surgery to fit you, I think you have another problem entirely. Link to comment
someguy88 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 thanks for the advice one point of clarification - I don't mean surgical procedure for me, I'm looking for a surgical procedure for HER... you know, to make her looser. thanks again LMAO!!! This thread can't be real! Seriously, good luck finding a woman that's going to do that for ya. Link to comment
Lana0120 Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 If I had the problem you describe, I'd be seeking surgical solutions to reduce the size of my penis. If you expect a partner to have surgery to fit you, I think you have another problem entirely. I agree. If this thread isn't totally bogus, your attitude and language towards women does rather leave something to be desired. Link to comment
cristal Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 thanks for the advice one point of clarification - I don't mean surgical procedure for me, I'm looking for a surgical procedure for HER... you know, to make her looser. thanks again I know of a surgical procedure to tighten the vagina. That procedure is done by the OBS/GYN doctor. I am pretty sure that there might be one to relax it. The huge problem with that, is finding a willing candidate. They will have to consider that the relationship might not last with you and that they will probably end up being stuck with a surgically altered vagina. Link to comment
Shadows Light Posted January 6, 2008 Share Posted January 6, 2008 Sounds rough. If I were you I'd probably try to date bigger women. I don't mean bigger as in fat, but as in stature. That severely limits your options though. I wish I could offer some better advice. good luck Tall women don't necessarily have a bigger uhhhh hemmm... just like tall men don't necessarily have a bigger appendage. I'm a tall women and my ob said I was unusually Petite in that region. Try seeking out a medical proffessional ie... a urologist for advice on your options. Or... I'm sure as time goes on you'll find the dating pool changing. More and more women you will run into will have been married with with children. Having children ahhhhh does things to the nether regions without surgery. Link to comment
EQD Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 i've had a guy close to that big. i could handle it just fine. i'm not loose or anything and i am not "big" maybe you will find that special someone who can handle you Link to comment
versache Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Hey Equestriandynamo, are you able to be satisfied by normal sized guys, after being with someone that big? Link to comment
EQD Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Hey Equestriandynamo, are you able to be satisfied by normal sized guys, after being with someone that big? most definitely. my coodie just goes back to the way it always was. i also do kegels alot so it just gets tighter with time. Link to comment
gearhart123 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 hmm well i've never heard of a penis being too big, but thats just me. I do know there is a procedure to shrink the size of your penis. Either it's a pill, or surgery. Link to comment
EQD Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 hmm well i've never heard of a penis being too big, but thats just me. I do know there is a procedure to shrink the size of your penis. Either it's a pill, or surgery. did you miss the part where he described his penis? By most standards that is and can be considered "too big" for most women. Link to comment
gearhart123 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 did you miss the part where he described his penis? By most standards that is and can be considered "too big" for most women. Yeah, i guess i did miss that. Link to comment
android12 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 haha but everything, not just penis and vaginas, but clothes, shoes etc is always gonna either be too small, too big or just right to different people HAHAH Link to comment
ryan123 Posted January 7, 2008 Share Posted January 7, 2008 Are we talking Dunkin Donuts coffee cup? Or some dinky 8 oz. cubicle coffee cup? Both are way huge but I pray to god its not a Dunkin Donuts cup. And to think some women is going to loosen her vagina permanently for a possible temporary relationship is absurd. She would have to live with a vagina that can fit a 20oz bottle in there. Not attractive or arousing... Link to comment
ghost69 Posted January 8, 2008 Share Posted January 8, 2008 Are we talking Dunkin Donuts coffee cup? Or some dinky 8 oz. cubicle coffee cup? Both are way huge but I pray to god its not a Dunkin Donuts cup. And to think some women is going to loosen her vagina permanently for a possible temporary relationship is absurd. She would have to live with a vagina that can fit a 20oz bottle in there. Not attractive or arousing... lol @ dinky. i lost it at this point. Link to comment
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