Blowjobs

[Iwantittoend]

I don't know if this is inappropriate or not...but this is the only place I can ask. I've never gotten a good blowjob, or even a mediocre one at that. Has anyone here really gotten a good blowjob? What would even constitute getting a good one?

[agent1607307371]

If you don't know what constitutes a good blowjob, how do you know you've never gotten one?

 

Sorry, had to

 

My advise to anyone wanting better sex in any form is always learn to communicate and just enjoy the experimentation.

[Nixee]

Communication is absolutely the key. Lots of women are nervous and don't know what they are doing or what you want, so tell them.

 

Just from my experience, for most men it seems using a combo of hands and mouth is the key, as well as being attentive to the *ahem* whole package.

[JoeWho]

What you need to do is get into a solid relationship first, and then communicate with your girlfriend on what you like and dont like. That way eventually you will be getting a custom BJ. lol

[summerpeach]

Date an older women ;-)

[JoeWho]

Date an older women ;-)

 

yeah that too!!!

[rootcause43]

If you don't know what constitutes a good blowjob, how do you know you've never gotten one?

 

Best post.

[tylercdurden2004]

You will know.

 

I had a girl once and she is still the best. She did everything right. She did awesome rotate-the-hand-over-the-top thingy and used plenty of saliva. Plus she did it with gusto.

 

She is the best.

[rootcause43]

Ok. I give best post to Mr. Tyler C Durden. Wow, now that is a good movie.

[tylercdurden2004]

Ok. I give best post to Mr. Tyler C Durden. Wow, now that is a good movie.

 

No you need to give her the points. She worked hard for them.

[aviator]

Has anyone here really gotten a good blowjob?

yes! of course! Some good ones have involved accessories (hot or cold beverages, whipped cream, ice, chocolate syrap, etc) random body parts (hands, feet, hair, boobs, etc) or unusual places (crowded movie theater, swimming pool, driving car, in public, office conference room, etc)

 

What would even constitute getting a good one?

when you get it you will just KNOW it is good

[cobramustang]

Are there really any bad blowjobs?? I am happy with them any time any place!!

[Nixee]

Are there really any bad blowjobs?? I am happy with them any time any place!!

 

Well.... I'm not a man cobra.... but one word:

 

Teeth.

[cobramustang]

Guess i never have had a tooth issue, but i do now know what you mean!!

[zachiphus]

No you need to give her the points. She worked hard for them.

 

HAHAHAHA, omg i am laughing so hard right now. ROFL!!!!

[d24]

my gf has a small mouth, and i'm quite big so it doesn't work out (when it does happen, like once in a blue moon - but i do enjoy it). one ex bit me and landed me in hospital with stitches which has left me with issues.

 

i've not had a 'great' blowjob since i was fooling around with a woman in her late 30s, early 40s in 2002 - she was an absolute goddess, queen of bjs. perhaps older women really do know how to please ;-)

[bubblyblonde11]

Date an older women ;-)

 

go girl. excellent point!!

[sddeaston]

Date an older women ;-)

 

I would have to totally agree with this!