*Fake sick days

[rickothesicko]

Hi again,

Now lately I've been calling in sick to work lately and I have a feeling my boss is getting annoyed. One excuse I haven't used yet is "Yeah I had to much to drink last night so I can't come in today" Is it wise to use that as an excuse? Or is it more likely to get me fired? Thanks.

[DoorMouse]

That's a great way to get fired, the boss might start to think you're getting a little TOO carried away with your drinking and recommend that you seek help because it's taking a toll on your professional career. Try thinking up something more original, like you're lactos intollerant and you're in the bathroom on the throne all day with the squirts or something. Drinking will tend to make bosses watch you closer.

[optimistic person]

That statement will get you fired.

[neva_black_n_white]

hey

you might have been honest when your saying it but i still reackon youd get fired for the cheak of even attempting to make that reason work.

but good luck.

kel