deeplongbreath

Dear ex, If you were anything like me, you wouldn't live in complete denial all the time. But you're not, obviously.

Dear ex I just don't care what you're up to any more, but I sure wish you would go to counselling instead of being hooked up on dating websites. Aahh, never mind, keep telling yourself that there's nothing wrong with you ;-)

Dear ex, How about swallowing your pride? No? Really? Well that's your loss. Hope someone was kind enough to give you an inflatable girlfriend for Christmas.

Dear ex I am now as old as you are (but not for long LOL). You didn't send me any birthday wishes as I expected. You selfish ar$eh0le. But strangely, your daughter did. So that's something... I suppose.

Dear ex, You're probably going to spend Christmas Eve with the ex wife and the ex inlaws, like you always do. I've always found it very weird, and I wasn't the only one. Maybe someday you'll realize it's not the right thing to do when you have a girlfriend and a new family, and then you'll be able to be in a healthy relationship. Until then, good luck with your mess.

Dear ex So you just spent God-knows-how-much-money for a dating website. You must feel very lonely! Now that's too bad. On the other hand, you just gave me a good laugh, so thank you!

Dear ex, Yesterday my girlfriend at work gave me an early B-day present. It's a black t-shirt with a big Angry Bird and my first name on it. She is so much thoughtful than you have ever been. Not everything is about money you know.

Dear ex, I'm saving quite a lot of money this year not giving you and your kids any Christmas presents. There had to be a silver lining in this stupid breakup

Dear ex, I only wish you would grow a pair.

Great news loulou, so happy for you!!

Hum. It's not really the way I feel. To be honest I'm only average looking although people who don't know me usually don't think I'm "that old". I was actually referring to the fact that my ex used to say (at 40!!!!!!!!) that intercourse with me was the best he had ever had --- by far. His exact words after our first time were "It's like I had been stuck in a closet all my life and you just set me free". This, amongst other stuff he particularly enjoyed with me, put a lot of things in perspective. I guess he might have realized (well just like me by the way) that he had been married to "the wrong person" for years and all of a sudden he was kind of grateful for his divorce.

LMAO!!! I think we should open a new thread and call it "Mean things you die to tell your ex"

Or not. Sometimes I think I'd rather hear he's dead, that would at least explain his silence. Okay, just kidding.

Dear ex, I hope you're enjoying life without sex. After all, you're the one who chose this path. All the best, Your ex smokin hot girlfriend. (Muhahaha)

Dear ex I've been talking with your daughter last night and this afternoon. You know, the "innocent little girl" who conviced you to break up with me? Well she admitted she fooled you with crocodile tears a couple of days ago so she can get back her phone and computer. I believe you had every reason to ground her (she also told me about her bad results in school), but in the end you're still very weak when it comes to your kids. These poor creatures have no boundaries and won't let any woman enter your life --- but as long as you agree to this slavery, you sentence yourself to loneliness and unhappiness. One day they will be adults and leave you, and you'll realize what a mess you participated in creating. I feel sorry for you.

Dear ex Sulking is very unsexy. That will be all for today LOL

Dear ex Apparently you don't have anybody in your life at the moment. Neither do I. I have tried, but... nope, no spark whatsoever. You're the only one, you're unique, you were the one for me. Tonight I'm going to have a drink, lit a candle and pray for you. May you find the strength to be who you really want to be. I love you with all my heart and I forgive you.

Dear ex I hope you are happy, although I tend to think you are not. But I'll never know.

Christmas is usually a time for us to get back together, but 2011 is different. You're not going to spill the bean, tell me you love me, kneel and beg my forgiveness this time. You're not even going to wish me anything and I know it. On Christmas Day I'll wake up in an empty bed, to an empty flat, and you won't be there to whisper "happy birthday my darling, you're getting old you know" like you always do. It's like you were dead, except that I know you're alive. I haven't touched you in 11 months, well except for the awkward greetings when we bumped in each other at the supermarket and in the metro. About that, why did you blush so violently when we were talking? I know why I did, but you??

Dear ex I really hope that someday you will stop letting your children rule your life. It was selfish on their part to demand that you leave me. You must really feel lonely sometimes in the big big bed.

Dear ex, How about being polite for once?

Dear ex Your parents wouldn't be proud of you. Where has your education gone? And I thought Brits were incapable of being rude, that it was in their DNA! lol

I wish someone would help you with your personality disorder! Jerk!

I have this story which is not mine (unfortunately). Two years ago I was dumped and subscribed to a forum, found this girl who was in a similar situation and we became friends. She and I had so much in common, it was amazing. Anyways. She didn't handle the breakup too well even though she had plenty of people to talk to, felt worse and worse and endend up trying to take her own life. But she survived and stopped contacting her ex which was extremely difficult because he was also her neighbour (next door!!!!). Six months later, he asked her to move in with him. It was last year, and they're deliriously happy together. When I see their photos on Facebook, it's obvious that whatever reason he had to break up was nonsense. Maybe it was fear of happiness, GIGS, doesn't matter after all since there is happy ending. It happens!