Dear Lamb-Sheathed Ad Man For Spinning Wheels,
You've forgotten a checkered thing with your father's
name sewn into the waistband. Don't worry. I won't
tell your old lady. But all the academics are talking
about it. How you took that seat on the train from
a blind Dorothy and shat in her basket. How there's
always something stuck in your teeth. Why you never
go to lunch.