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Reading comprehension? It helps

We have to introduce ourselves and then say a really raunchy pick up line. (It's a tradition.) The boys hoot and holler, laugh, etc.

 

I've looked online, but all the pick up lines are more about men picking up women! All the pick up lines I've found are really male specific.

Go to or write a complaint letter to a higher authority police and a country court office to report the local police and the court system.

I don't know what your offices are there but In the USA you can contact the US district Attorney to complain about local courts and to the State police or FBI to complain about local police and there should be some sort of similar offices there.

Don't let him win or someone else will be hurt by him.

p.s.

every charge would be done at one hearing here and he would already be in jail.

I spoke with the police this afternoon. I always talk to them... i just dont report everything he has done to me. I havent reported anything since last November.

 

 

 

I have been talking with the police a few times recently to find out what is happening re the court system and what has been going on.

 

By not reporting everything they think he is changing into a good guy, CALL them everytime from now on and no contact w/ him at all.

There are herbal remedies for horrible PMS moods/mood swings that work well (from experience w/ girls I've dated. Go to a health food store and find the section w/ holistic meds., one was labeled "PMS" something, it was in a green bottle w/ gold label and eyedropper built into the cap that worked great. Birth control pills really helped my ex wife.

Maroon or brown towels for itsallgrand's suggestion work well and a mutual shower after.....

Hey big boy, is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hi, have you ever helped a girl do a bikini trim and will you kiss it better if you nick me with the razor?

He is playing with your head so the charges will be dropped. Go to the hearing and prosecute him before you end up in the hospital.

STAY AWAY from him!

He would be in jail already here for 30 days after the 1st time he did the Apprehended Violence Order, 2nd time I believe is 1 year.

As an older guy who has dated much younger women (17 yrs younger and married 14 yrs younger) I can tell you that the 45 won't want childish games. If you are a mature girl it should work out BUT he probably will want long term.

Do you and he want children? that's an important question for starters.

P.S.

On the flip side, best friends make the best marriages.

Go see a doctor to find out what it really is.

If you get cold sores (herpes simplex I) and touch your penis that can transmit it. Sharing a towel w/ someone who has herpes can transmit it also.

I told him Sunday that if he didn't ever want to go down on me then I would never give him a blowjob again and he said that we'd be over with if I did that.

Show him the way to the door......

He's all for himself, it will get worse, much worse.

depends on how big you are, when I was young it was 1 size fits all, not really...

XL was heaven when they came out.

 

A Ronson butane lighter fluid can would be "larger" size, XL is a bit bigger, XXL is porn star size, broomstick would be smaller/snugger fit than regular.

 

Magnum is only 1 size up from regular, the name is probably a marketing strategy

 

HTH

So what brands are bigger than a Magnum then?

It was covered in the 2 posts above, Magnum would be equal to Larger or Large.

wine making is fun and you get to drink what you made.

google "wine making (closest big city, state)"

Beer making is also fun.

So what is bigger then? Magnums always brag about being big

 

bigger than average.

 

 

I learnt in school that an average condom is so flexible that it should be able to stretch over the whole top half of your body. I think magnums just make guys feel good about themselves, which is good I guess.

 

They do stretch but try tying a tourniquet around a penis and then "try" to have sex. a comfortable condom that fits is so much better. Small condoms hurt larger guys.

 

A simple comparison for the girls is for you to wear a B cup bra (push them in to make it fit) for your D cup actual size. Uncomfortable isn't it???

So... anything bigger than a Magnum?

Magnum is only 1 size up from regular, the name is probably a marketing strategy.

Um, did I read that the keying was an accident, because your hands were behind you when leaning on his car? If so, why go through everything else?

"I am so mad on the phone that with my hand placed behind me I scratched his car with my keys. I panic and realize the consequences."

That reads premeditated to me.

1.) To find a good therapist to work on your personal issues.

2.) You DO need anger management class

If he does takes you back it will be because you actually did the above things.

5a. My Ferret didn't like my ex wife which proves Ferrets are very intelligent!

11. She was just using you.

Relationships are like bad colds, you will get over them

use a "safe word", if she says it you must stop.

thick fluffy yarn or lace ribbon works well also and wont cut like cuffs can.

exploring ea. others bodies

massages (oils optional)

just playing and caressing w/ ea other

neck/chest/torso nibbling

oral

Paloma Picasso on the right person makes slaves of men....

Someone suggested writing everything you have to say to that person in a letter and how you feel about them...and putting it in their casket at the funeral so it's always with them. Does anyone think this is a good suggestion? Anything else?

As annie said, the family would have to be ok w/ that. We put a shot glass and the ace of spades in an uncles casket because he wanted it and everyone had to agree before they would do it.

You could write it all down on parchment or rice paper, (they burn well) then burn it outdoors like a burnt offering type thing.

aww that article makes me sad i don't want to believe my bf thinks about other girls while having sex with me... ew.

 

I don't think you're the type of girl that would have that problem.

"I get nothing from her. Nada, zilch, zip!"

Take the hint, why bother w/ rejection?

I use Calvin Klien's Obsession for men or Paul Sebastian's "Design" because they work w/ my natural scent.

The best way to get colognes that work for you is to go to a better/high end store and ask some girls in your age group how the tester sprays smell on you. Go lightly on forearm 1st, another on wrist and then another on the back of hand and let it set a min or two before they smell them on you. That's also a nice ice breaker w/ the girls.

A sound? Like what? A creaking noise when it gets up? lol

No, the sound in the movie "Space Truckers", when the evil guy was going to get it on w/ the girl.... Whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

More upbeat;

Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, Get into My Car

Billy Ocean - Loverboy

Bob Seger - Night Moves

Boz Scaggs - The captain of her heart

B52s - Loveshack

Carole King - I Feel The Earth Move

Ashford and Simpson - Solid as a rock

Kajagoogoo - Too Shy

Jeffery Osborne - Stay With Me Tonight

KC and the Sunshine Band - Shake Your Booty

Lionel Ritchie - All Night Long

Liz Phair - Hot White Cum

Maria Muldaur - Midnight at The Oasis

Maria Muldaur - It Ain't The Meat, It's The Motion

Marty Balin - Hearts

Moody Blues - Nights In White Satin

Next - Too Close

Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up

Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love

Roxette - Listen To Your Heart

Salt N Peppa - Push It

Styx - Lady

Tears for fears - Head over heels