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Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents
>
> A girl asks her
> boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
> dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big
> event, the
> girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she
> would
> like to go out and make love for the first time.
> * * * * * * * *
> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
> before, so
> he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
> The
> pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells
> the boy
> everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
> * * * * * * * *
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
> condoms
> he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
> The boy
> insists on the family pack because he thinks he will
> be rather
> busy, it being his first time and all.
> * * * * * * * * *
> That night, the boy
> shows up at the girl's parents house and
> meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited
> for you to
> meet my parents, come on in!"
> * * * * * * * *
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
> where the
> girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to
> say grace
> and bows his head.
> * * * * * * * *
> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
> with his
> head down.
> * * * * * * * *
> 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
> * * * * * * * *
> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
> girlfriend
> leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no
> idea you
> were this religious."
> * * * * * * * * *
> The boy turns, and
> whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
> pharmacist."
>
This did NOT happen to me but my lord it is funny.