"D-A-T-I-N-G S-U-C-K-S" - A Song We Can All Relate To

(Sung to the tune of The Mickey Mouse Club)

What's the scene with the opposite sex that gets you so depressed?

D-A-T-I-N-G S-U-C-K-S

It's just more aggravation, and whole bunch more of stress.

D-A-T-I-N-G S-U-C-K-S

Dating sucks! Dating sucks!

It forever really makes you wanna cry. cry, cry!

So come along, and sing this song, and get it off your chest!

D-A-T-I-N-G S-Uuuu-Ccc-Kkkk-Ssss......|

Cool story, bro.