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EssexMan

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  1. Who knows. Rodents can be very deceptive and manipulative.
  2. Cheese has it easy. Us cheese-eaters have to do all the work - the buying, the unwrapping, the slicing, the grating, the eating - while the cheese just sits there and makes no effort. It's SO UNFAIR!
  3. Today, 9pm CautiousCook I am planning on cooking my girlfriend spaghetti for dinner, but discovered that the local deli was out of Parmesan cheese. Can anyone suggest a good substitute? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:02pm LuckyInLove Dump her man! Expecting cheese on her spaghetti spells C.H.E.A.T.I.N.G...have you not noticed the first three letters yet????????? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:03pm PUArtist It depends. If she is a 6, and you are a 15, then the cube root of cheese indicates that you can expect her strands of spaghetti to form a figure 8. But if she is a 4, and you are a 5, then you’re too young to be handling boiling water anyway. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:06pm Squeaky2012 I am in a similar situation with my gf. I bought all the Parmesan cheese in my local deli and then discovered I have no spaghetti. Luckily my gf is a mouse so I am hoping we can get thru this. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:06pm LuckyInLove Dump her man! Mice are frigid. Have you not noticed the last three letters yet?????????? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:07pm CautiousCook Update: I texted her and she said it was cool, she has some cheese and she is bringing it with her. Whew! I’m excited and nervous! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:08pm Punster Grate ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:08pm Lolzita I am lik in a simaliar situaton wit my bf he is a pece of cheese and he is grate to me tho he live 250000 miles away we txt lik every wk do u think we shd skype 2 or is he jus playing games ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:09pm LuckyInLove He should dump you before you dump him on Skype. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:09pm CautiousCook A mouse fell in the spaghetti pan and I had to throw it out. We’re getting Chinese instead. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:10pm PUArtist In that case I recommend you order numbers 4, 5, 6, 12, 15 and the egg rolls. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today, 9:11pm LuckyInLove You did the right thing to dump that cheating spaghetti. Next!
  4. It's about something that repeatedly ends and then starts again. It always ends the same way ... I won’t be surprised the next time The "blue" may be a reference to "blue ice" in the title. Look up "blue ice" on link removed and it's not so romantic.
  5. It sounds to me like it's about a recurring dream, possibly? One involving both love and loss.
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