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To my loser ex-boyfriend: You're such a ****ing *******. I can't believe all the stupid **** that came out of your stupid ass mouth, and I held my tongue because I loved you. But you're one of the dumbest people I've ever met... You saw a 90s Honda Prelude one day and just because it had a Ferrari emblem, you thought it was a Ferrari. You tried to tell me that Ferrari requires buyers to own a pre-owned Ferrari before buying a new one because they don't want just anyone driving a new one. You think your mom is possessed by demons. You think God talked through you one night. You claim to have read the bible twice, but you don't know **** about the bible. You think you'll get rewards in heaven because you financially support your dad. You didn't know how much air to put in my tires. The first night we met, you went the wrong way on a one-way. You think you can cook, but I could barely get down half the stuff you made. Your guacamole was nasty. You thought you can't sell a car or house until you've literally paid it off. You think the gov't has cures for diseases, but doesn't release them, so they can control the populations. You told my aunt you're a geologist, but you're just a temp AutoCAD monkey. You told the company you have a degree, but you don't. You lie constantly and feel no shame. You played baseball in high school and didn't know what bottom of the ninth means. Your brother hits himself when he's mad, and you think that's normal. You're a grown man who says "I have to go poop". You said you wanted to be the president of your home country. You doggie paddle when you swim. You continue to wear boxers with gigantic tears in them. You always smelled down there, even after you showered. You didn't pay a single bill the entire time we lived together. You used to tell people you're gonna be a millionaire. Yet you can barely make it to your next paycheck. You wanted to steal the landscaping rocks from the townhome we were gonna rent because you thought they were worth hundreds of dollars. You smack your food, and you eat like you haven't eaten in days. You thought it was the "smartest idea ever" to start growing pot. You've had fungus on your toenails for years and just recently decided to look into it. The list goes on... but I loved you through ALL these shortcomings, I supported you financially, I was one of the very few people who had your back, and I listened to your problems more than anyone. I was there for you when you dropped your classes, got fired from your job and failed at your at-home business. But you treated me like ****. You lied to me, led me on, used me, abandoned me. Shame on you and screw you. I hope Karma bites you in the ass.