Dog Farts

george237 · 01-09-2009, 02:29 PM

What the hell do they put in dog food that makes them smell so awful? I mean mine don't smell like roses but I certainly can't clear a room as fast as my dog can. And he does it all the time, usually when he barks or stretches. Especially embarrassing when I have a girl over for a movie. Then I have to wonder if she knew it was the dog or thought it was me.

Penny_Lane · 01-09-2009, 02:32 PM

LOL! I have a friend like that, you should let her know in advance that your dog farts, haha.

I'mThatGirl · 01-09-2009, 02:32 PM

Hahahah - My moms dog does this. MAkes me sick!

Mutley · 01-09-2009, 02:33 PM

They are cleaner than human ones though.

george237 · 01-09-2009, 02:34 PM

It's so bad you can taste it. The funny part is he'll smell it then run upstairs leaving me to deal with the unpleasant aroma.

iLoveMyBabyCairo · 01-09-2009, 02:35 PM

hahahaha, my parents' dog farts and it freaks her out and she'll jump up right away, all spooked and just stare at her butt.

Ac143 · 01-09-2009, 02:35 PM

lol... my dog is 15lbs but his farts can & seriously do clear the HOUSE out. I warn everyone I know that comes over that he can & will have deadly farts LOL.

george237 · 01-09-2009, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Penny_Lane

LOL! I have a friend like that, you should let her know in advance that your dog farts, haha.

I could see that.

Walking through my doorway. I must warn you about something. My dog has a tendency to fart quite often with tremendous force. You might hear sounds, gag, or even cry. What kind of movie are you up for? hahaha

IphigeniaSaysHi · 01-09-2009, 02:38 PM

My bf's pitbull farts and it smells like all of the poop in the world has just made it's way into your living room.

george237 · 01-09-2009, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by IphigeniaSaysHi

My bf's pitbull farts and it smells like all of the poop in the world has just made it's way into your living room.

Same here, sometimes I have to get up and look to see if he crapped his fur.

01-09-2009, 02:29 PM	#1
george237 Offline Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,123	Dog Farts What the hell do they put in dog food that makes them smell so awful? I mean mine don't smell like roses but I certainly can't clear a room as fast as my dog can. And he does it all the time, usually when he barks or stretches. Especially embarrassing when I have a girl over for a movie. Then I have to wonder if she knew it was the dog or thought it was me.

01-09-2009, 02:32 PM	#2
Penny_Lane Offline Silver Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Gender: Female Posts: 292	LOL! I have a friend like that, you should let her know in advance that your dog farts, haha. __________________ "...because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..." -Jack Kerouac

01-09-2009, 02:32 PM	#3
I'mThatGirl Offline Platinum Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Somewhere Out There Gender: Female Age: 31 Posts: 4,873	Hahahah - My moms dog does this. MAkes me sick! __________________ Never make someone your priority when they only make you their option. Never waste time on someone not willing to waste or share time with you. Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein Wonder of these days.... how do they sleep at night? How? Is there something I'm missing? In search of. . . . understanding I guess.

01-09-2009, 02:33 PM	#4
Mutley Offline Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Ohio Gender: Male Age: 40 Posts: 2,818	They are cleaner than human ones though. __________________ "May a diseased yak leave a bar mitzvah gift in your sock drawer."

01-09-2009, 02:35 PM	#6
iLoveMyBabyCairo Offline Platinum Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Liverpool, where the sun never shines. Gender: Female Age: 22 Posts: 6,025	hahahaha, my parents' dog farts and it freaks her out and she'll jump up right away, all spooked and just stare at her butt. __________________ JenSocietyOfSloreMaking!© --Lionel Hutz No that's not how you express love! You express your love by calling her a dirty little ***** and slapping her in the face with your penis! --hersmudders...always classy.

01-09-2009, 02:34 PM	#5
george237 Offline Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,123	It's so bad you can taste it. The funny part is he'll smell it then run upstairs leaving me to deal with the unpleasant aroma.

01-09-2009, 02:35 PM	#7
Ac143 Offline Platinum Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Paradise city.... Gender: Female Age: 29 Posts: 2,260	lol... my dog is 15lbs but his farts can & seriously do clear the HOUSE out. I warn everyone I know that comes over that he can & will have deadly farts LOL. __________________ Soon to be Mrs... on 6/6/09 & I cannot wait :) We did it!!.......

01-09-2009, 02:38 PM	#9
IphigeniaSaysHi Offline Platinum Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Michigan Gender: Female Age: 23 Posts: 3,310	My bf's pitbull farts and it smells like all of the poop in the world has just made it's way into your living room.