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  1. Thx- I will do that for sure- Any other ideas people?
  2. well... if she didn't kiss any other guy as much as it seems she kissed u than.... yeah man- She's interested. Also.. that sleeping bag shering and the fact that you're not a weirdo who traid to take advantage of her, also shows good things about you. I'm not a big fan of asking a girl out, but that is a huge thing for girls as they feel more scure of having you when you two are.. commited... Anyways just try not to stutter or sweat so much when you ask her out, try to have good breath, (which i guess you have since all the kissing and the sleeping bag shering) just lean back on your chair if you are sitting, be comfortable, calm and cool and look at her in the eyes. Good luck -A friend
  3. I agree 100% with the last poster. In your act, and without knowing it.. your sending a message saying 'You broke my hurt, but i'm such a wuss and i want u so much that it woun't matter if u brake it again' My advice... no relationship... just keep it as friends to not make enemies and maybe like someone has said... friends with benefits; but don't make any sexual things that happeneds/will happened mean anything, or it will just hurt you at the end {and it will be worse than last time} Play it cool, live that the time; take her example and turn it around. A friend
  4. First of all, thx to all of you good people who actually took the time to answer this post or at least read it. So he's the deal. I good female friend of mine's birthday is coming up, since i've got not so many ideas other than the usuall roses and card... I was hopping any of u could come up with some interesting ideas? Of course u got to know that i will only be seeing her for like 10-30 minutes that day so it does not give me time to go out to eat or anything like that- Just a quick talk and thats pretty much it. I've know that this girl like me... and she has said it herself... but i want to keep friends for now.. considering we live far away from eachother now after i moved. Anyways I'm in high-school now- (in case that applys for anything at all) and would really be greatfull to get some advice from you nice people, specially from girl. Thx again- Afriend *If you don 't want to post out here you can always PM me and that will be no problem eather*
  5. hm... I think that.. that was kinda dumb... even for me in my first time i got it on like in 3 secconds... Anyways not the point... there is a problem here.. what do u want to happened? be just friends from now on? Or be like a sex relationship... u didn't much make it clear about what u wanted your in the replays.... but the always mestirious... friday night, date over at your house.. and candle light dinner works.. or... same as promising... walk in the park under the lightning full moon and bright stars... This would make a better/easier appology than a call on the phone... cause u could take it easy.. specially on the park.. if things get bad.. just leave... and the apology does not have to be a full 10 pages apology report... it could be as easy as " Look, i'm sorry about the other day. I dpn't want to ruin what has started beetween us about something like that."while holding hand
  6. I agree with previous poster... it should be more than a 'Muah!' For me, is kinda like when u get the blood rush when kissing passionally that u woul't normally get in a quick kiss
  7. lol well it deppends.. if it was that kind of "make out with me" that she said ... in a way that she pushed u back flat on the floor... got on top of you.. grabbed you by the cloths and got closer to you face looking at your lps while saying "make out with me" than.... thats a serious signal right there.... or w/e u wanna call it... but it depends on the body language.. and the way she says it... by the way.. if u guys can't even touch hands or hold hands... or if u keep a relationship that you guys don't even hug much... lol.... don't go expect to make out or anything...
  8. This is not a poem, its a story. Its kinda long but I'd like you guy's opinion. Thx in advance. Clown fears Part 1 "It's the day- it's the day!" Mary woke up happily screaming one sunny, Saturday morning. "It's the day it's the day!" She screamed all the way pass the little hallway, into her parent's bedroom. Mary graved a hold of the soft, light-blue colored covers in her parent's bed, and helped herself up, into her mother's arms. "It's the day Mommy! Today we go to the circus aren't we Mommy?" "Yes sweetie" Her Mommy answered. "But first we have to eat some breakfast, and Mommy and Daddy have to do some things first, ok?" Mary looked to her mother's side and found her still sleeping and snoring Daddy, facing the wall. She jumped at her Daddy waking him up brutally. "It's the day daddy! She said with an excited voice. "Ohhkk sweetie… I'll buy you the pony you wanted- just give me 20 more minutes" He answered in his sleep. "No daddy, we're going to the circus today remember?" Mommy got up from the bed, put her pink slippers on, and walked to the door. "Lets go make some breakfast Mary" Mommy said. Mary, after making her way down the bed and into her mother's hands, asked her- "Are we going to bring daddy some breakfast in the bed?" "Yes, we are going to bring Daddy breakfast, in bed" Mommy answered. Leaning down, she whispered softly into Mary's hears- "But lets' make it a surprise!" Part 2 Mommy and Mary headed down-stairs and headed to the kitchen. They both grabbed their cooking apron and put it on. Of course, Mommy's was bigger than Mary 's, since little Mary was no taller than her Mommy's waist, but they both had cute colored flowers on them. They headed to the refrigerator, Mommy opened the door and Mary took out the waffles and the milk-box and put it on the big wooden table on the middle of the kitchen. Mommy grabbed the Tropicana orange juice and closed the door. She passed it to Mary while heading to get some classes from the top cabinets. Mommy had just seen that Mary was bare-footed so she told her to go put her slippers on. By the time Mary came down… the waffles were done and put nice on a plate, and one glass was mid full of milk, and the other of orange juice. Mary got up in a chair next to the table, put the plates with the waffles in the tray Mommy just gave her, put the fork next to the plate, and the two glasses on the aluminum tray as well. She got down from the chair, pushed the chair in and followed her mom who was taking the tray with her full of the things. When they were on their second step Mommy said " Mary , I forgot the napkins, would you go get some for me please? Make it two" Mary went running to the kitchen were she found some napkins on top of the table, she grabbed two, and she was off again up the stars to her Mommy's and Daddy's room. Her Mommy was waiting at the door and she told her to come in quietly with a smile on her face. When they got closed to Daddy, Mommy tried to wake him up and when he opened his eyes Mary screamed "Surprise!" – "What? What?- is my birthday?" Daddy confused and still sleepy said. –No- Marry said. "We made you breakfast, in bed!" Mommy handed Daddy the tray after he sat up in the bed, and Mary sat down next to him in the bed as well. After a minute or so Mary asked- "Can we go to the circus now Mommy?" But Mary … the circus starts at 6, and its only 9:15 am ! Part 3 8 hours did not pass very fast for Mary , but she had many things to do for all those hours. It was finally time; it was 5:20 and Mary was ready to go. Actually, she was already in the car waiting for her Mommy and Daddy. Daddy finally came out, followed by Mommy. Daddy was wearing blue jeans, black shoes, a dark blue shirt with a t-shirt underneath. Mommy was wearing a golden kind of orange skirt, same color shoes which she hard her mom calling them- Colorific, and a white shirt. She wasn't dressed very different from her mom, but she had a blue shirt, and some white shoes. Mommy got in the car, while Daddy started the car, and Mary buckled up; everyone closed the door, and off they went. On the way to the Circus Mary was singing- "I am going to the circus, I'm going to the circus yes I am, yes I am, I'm going to the circus, I'm going to the circus, with Mom and Dad, with Mom and Dad." The traffic was bad close to the circus. It seemed many people were going to the circus as well. "Maybe the president will come here too, Mary thought" The passage to the parking slot was full of tress and bushes by its side, with street laps. When they got to the parking place, Mary saw that it was big, very big… but there was very few parking places open, and most of them were at the very back, so that meant they had to walk. After Daddy paid the old lady with the red hat, they got the tickets, and they could now go inside. Before entering the big plastic house with white, red, and blue stripes which Mary called it, there were some other places were they could go; there, you can play and win prices such as big Bears, Daddy explained. There were also some candy machines, and other places to buy more food, but they decided to go straight inside and find their seat- since the show was about to start. Part 4 The light went down a bit, and the speakers told the people to find their seats fast that the show was about to start. "The show will start in 5 minutes" The speakers talked again. "Please, take your seats, and keep quiet for the opening act. Also, turn off all cell phones and all crying babies. Thank you for your patience" Daddy got his cell phone out and turned it off. The light went off, and it was completely dark besides the occasional camera light and the toys that flashed in the dark. After a few minutes, a bright round light turned on and pointed to the middle of the stage. There was a fat, bald and middle aged guy with a microphone. He had a big mustache that seemed to bother him every now and than since he kept scratching his nose. He wore white pants, with a red suit that had black stripes. He had the microphone in his left hand, and black had that he used to signal at his right hand. "Ladies and Gentleman" The man said. "-Thank you for coming to our show today. We hope you enjoy yourself, and we hope you will recommend other people of this show." – The man talked so fast that Mary didn't even understand that part. "Now- Presenting… the amazing Alberto and his elephants!- Remember kids, don't try anything you see here, because they could be very dangerous" Tu tu tutotutu tu to tu… the song played on and the crowd applauded as the Alberto came in raiding an elephant named Ronny. The elephant he was on, was followed by another elephant names Rosty, and than, a baby elephant. "Wow…" Mary said as Alberto did some kind of signal that made the elephant he was on, stand on his two back legs, while Alberto himself stood straight on the elephant's forehead. Alberto later on made the trick, which he put his head inside the elephant, the trick with the baby elephant got on top of the elephant named Rosty, while Alberto pretended to be another elephant and did the same things that the baby elephant did, and she would never forget the trick were Rosty drove a car. Part 5 There were more elephant tricks but the show kept on. The man with the mustache came out again. "Presenting… the amazing Deila and her team!- Mary was so excited that she started applauding before the man with the mustache even stopped talking. "Look mommy" Mary pointed to the woman that had some red tight clothes on. Some more girls fallowed with purple clothes on. Daddy told her that those clothes helped them do the tricks better, and that they didn't bother them either. These girls did some crazy tricks in the air. "Look! The woman is going to fall!" Mary screamed. She didn't know she was going to be captured by a friend. Later she saw the girl with the red clothes walk a rope that was high in the air. 'Wow…' Mary thought… 'I would be scared to do that.'- After the red woman was done, two men entered the show to join the other women. They did some tricks that on of the man would stand still, and the other would get on his head and stand there not with his legs, but with one arm. They also did some trick with the girls that included a triangle, were all got on top of each other to form a triangle, and many more. The show went on with some dog doing some funny tricks, a man who was so strong that he could balance a car on his head, a guy who put swords down his trout, and a man who could do fire with his mouth. Mary came next, but the show was not over. The last act was about to start, and in came… the clowns. Part 6 The Clown came in as the crowd cheered. Some clowns came from the left side, and the others from the right side. 'They look weird' Mary thought. She sat back in her metal chair, crossed her arms, and kept looking. Some clowns had green hair, some had blue, some had yellow hair, some had red hair, and some even had hair of many colors. Some clowns were bald, some were fat, some were skinny. Some looked sad, and some looked happy, everyone had different weird looking clothes, and everyone had big, red round noses. As the clown came in, they all were jogging to the center of the circle and unexpectedly, they hit echo her. All the clowns hit the clown in front of them and they all fell on the floor. One clown was so fat that he needed help getting up, so one clown came to help, but the clown was so fat that he fell on the floor when he tried. Another clown came to help too but they couldn't do it either. So than all the clown came to help and than slowly they got him up. When they were done, the other clown were so tired that fell on the grown again. The fat clown than went a grabbed a bucket full of water and threw it all over all the clowns on the floor. When he threw that water other them, the clowns on the floor got up and started running around all scared. Some hit each other again, some hugged, and some got on top of each other, but when they found out that the fat clown threw water on them, they all got a bucket of water, and they all threw it on him. 'That's mean'- Mary thought. 'And they will get sick if they don't change their clothes soon. Mommy told me that if I stay out too long with my clothes wet, I might get sick'- Now the clown went and to get some things, and started juggling. Some juggle balls, other plastic toys, and others some other stuff. Some clown could not juggle very good but they try anyways. Some threw the things so far away, that it hit other clown in the head, or so threw it so high that when it came down, all the clown were scared and ran away because it was going to hit them. Some clown that were hit by the tows, started crying and other clowns were doing them happy faces to cheer him up. Other were mad and sat down alone in a corner, and other clown came to cheer them up to. They made funny faces, they threw cream pies at them, or they gave them flower that threw water when it got close to the face. Later, there came the monocycle. "It's a bicycle with only one wheel!" Mary said out loud.- Now the clown on it, came joggling too. He wheeled around, and after not so long, all the clown were following him. When the clown on the monocycle found out.. he got nervous.. so he started going faster. All the clown were still following so he went fast, and faster. Than he got so nervous that he threw the things he was joggling and just wheel around really fast. All the clown were still following him because they wanted to ride it too, so they decided to separate, and see if they could get him that way. Some clowns jumped to get it, some landed on the grown, other true him balls, and other just kept running after him. After a short while, they got him but than they heard some other sound. 'AHH!!'- Screamed the sound. It was a clown trapped in a burning building. 'Help me!'- Screamed the clown. All the other clown came close to the building but than the firefighter clown came and told them to get back. They brought a trampoline and told the person to jump. They also brought a water hose. The man with the water hose triad to throw water at the building but the hose didn't work, so the clown trapped in the fire had to jump. A firefighter clown brought a latter, and he got up to the one trapped in the fire. When he got up there. Ho got the cat, and than he went back down. He had forgotten the man! By now there was too much fire so the clown had to jump! 'Jump at 3!' one fire fighter clown told the trapped clown. 1… - 2… said the crowd… 3!- The clown jumped and he found into all the other clowns. All the clown were on the floor. Now, a little car came into stage. All the clown were saying bye and throwing toys or little balls into the crowd but when that little car came, they all got in the car and left; except the fat clown, who went running after the little car. The guy with the big mustache came out again this time he was saying good bye. "Ladies and gentleman, that's the end of our show. I hope you've enjoyed it and come again!" The lights came on. Mommy and Daddy got up and told Mary to follow them. Outside, there were people with tall legs saying HI to the people going out. There were also people in the monocycle, others were joggling, and other were selling stuff. "Are you hungry?" Mommy asked Mary . "A little" Mary answered. Mommy brought some popcorn for all of them and also a can sprite. "Can we go home now Daddy?"- "Hm… are you sure sweetie? You wanted to come here for a long time, are you sure you want to leave already?" Asked Mommy. "Yah, I'm sleepy". The true was that Mary could not take the clowns off her head. Are they really mean like that? Do they do all that mean things to people? What if they were not only in the circus? Would they do more bad things?- Mary got really worried and didn't said a word on the way home. She just sat on the car seat and kept thinking while eating her popcorn. When mommy and daddy looked back at her, they thought- she is just sleepy. But… how could it be? It was only 7:30 . Part 7 It was 9:00 pm at night and it was time to go to sleep. Mary laid in bed while her Mommy kissed her on the forehead and told her goodnight. Mommy closed the door as she left the bedroom, and while she did, the whole room darken. Mary did not had a good night that day. She could not sleep, and she did not rest. All she could think about was the bad clowns. The next morning she was tired from such a bad night sleep. She woke up tired, she eat breakfast tired, she went to school tired, and she just had a tired day; but she did not tell anyone about it. At lunch, she sat down with some kids from her class. Next to them, there were older kids, which they did not talk to. Mary grabbed her chicken sandwhich and eat it whole looking at the plate. When she was done, she asked the group- "Has anyone gone to the circus?" – This question silenced everyone sitting there since it was totally different from what the other people were talking. "I went to the circus yesterday" Mary told her friends. "I liked the circus but I didn't like the mean clowns. They hit each other, they push each other, and they do bad things" As soon as Mary stopped talking, the older girls joined too. "That's because they are evil!" The blonde girl with the pink shirt said. "They do evil things. They come to you at night and they eat you. They have big smiles with big ugly and smelly teeth. When you go to sleep they appear out of the dark in your room, and when you scream, nobody can hear you, not even your Mom!"- Mary was scared now but she didn't stop listening. "They also laugh very weird, and when they are done eating you, nobody remembers you. If someone asks your mom if she has a daughter, she would say that she never had one." The older blonde girl got up from the table, went giggling with her friends, and sat down on the table behind them. Now Mary was curious. Was this blonde girl telling the truth? She is older than Mary so she had to know more but.. was she telling the truth? Or was she just being mean to Mary ? Part 8 The rest of the day was hard for Mary . She could not concentrate on anything because pictures of the clowns would appear in her mind, and she just could not stop thinking about them. Mary went home early that day. She had called her mom telling her that her head hurt, which really did from all that thinking. At home, it was really quiet. You could not hear Mary playing with her dolls, or singing along with her Disney CDs, which you would usually find her doing after school. Dad came from work and Mommy told her all about how Mary was acting weird but she didn't know why. He went up stairs and entered Mary 's room slowly. When he saw her just sitting on her bed thinking, he asked her- "Are you feeling alright sweetheart? Mommy told me your head hurts" – "Yeah, I'm ok" Said Mary with a soft voice. "Ok, but if you need anything we'll be down stairs in the kitchen ok? If I'm not there, it's probably because I'm in my bedroom. Good night now sweetie." Daddy kissed Mary as she nodded, than he went out the door. Mary lay down on her bed on top of her covers, and looked up at the ceiling. Mary was so sleepy now- that it didn't take much for her to go to sleep. Part 9 The thought of evil clowns became a believe, and the believe became a dream. Now Mary did not only have to worry about evil clowns being awake, but also in her dreams.- Mary began twisting a twirling. The temperature was set to the usual level, but Mary began sweating as well. What could it be? "No.. noo…" Mary said in her sleep. Her voice sounded worried and weak. It was now 2 am in the morning. Mary 's pillow and covers were all wet from her own sweat, and even thou she was very tired from long hours of turning in her bead, she could not wake up. Mary began kicking still in her sleep. "Get away…. get away!- Help!" – Mary 's voice was so weak, that neither her Mommy nor her Daddy could have possibly heard her. Mary was being chase, she was being chase by a clown in her own sleep, and she could not stop it even if she tried. Part 10 Mary was in a maze. It was night and the only thing that helped her see her way was the bright full moon, and the clear-white stars. The walls were flat and gray, and so was the floor; it felt that she was in a box that had no end and no exit, and the only way to live, was to keep running. Running was not the only thing to worry about, she had a bigger problem behind her, a bigger and uglier problem. She kept on running, the hallway ended, she made a right, she made a left on the next exit, she went a long straight way but she could still feel the crazy and evil laughter behind her. She made a right again she made another right and she got stuck in a corner, she went back, took a left instead, kept running straight- "Ahh! Still after me!" The shadow got closer, the laughter seemed louder, Mary turned around to see what was behind her and all she saw was a pure dark figure of a man. "I'm going to get you Mary ~" The evil dark figure said with a laughter that followed. Mary got water in her eyes. She started turning every passage randomly as she got to them, but the evil figure kept finding her. She made a left; there was 3 was to go, up, left or right, she took the right. This made her go up but all of a sudden the passage started turning, and turning, and turning, it made a circle! The place she ended up looked familiar, but than again, everything looked familiar. She just kept on going; by now she figure that none was fallowing her, in fact, there was not even laughter- Mary didn't care, she just kept on Running, the farther she could get away the better. She ran straight passage that was about 20 yards long when she saw she could make a left, or go straight, in the end, she made her mind up to just go straight. There was something wrong, she had a bad feeling, something was so totally wrong that made her slow down her running and actually stop for breath. She walked slow, each step she took, she felt it in her whole body. There was a dark section of the turn which was so dark you couldn't see anything at all. She kept walking taking one step at a time, being sure that she did not make any sound. When she got about 5 feet from the line that started the darkness, something jumped out! It made a sound like a mix of an angry bear and a roaring lion. Mary felt on the floor from the unexpected surprise. She pulled herself back with her arms and pushed with her legs, but she could not see the figure yet, and she would not dare to get up. Dark legs got out of the darkness, slowly showing up to the knees. A noise of disgust fallowed by a laugh of pleasure. The face started sticking out. First she saw a big round nose but than what was brutal and equally as disgusting were the eyes. It seems his whole eyes were white, and they reflected the moonlight so much that it made a huge impression over the whole face. The eyebrows were thin, but even though he had a mean eye look, he still had that big pleased smile in his face. His teeth were yellow, his right ear was pierced,- he was bald except from hair on both sides of his head and on top. He also had horns like marks on his forehead, and with that appearance alone, made Mary 's heart run faster, and faster. She could not breath, she could not feel. It seemed that her all of a sudden stopped as the clown got closer to her. By now his whole body was out under the moonlight. Mary was frozen and could not see anything but the clown's face. The evil clown extended his hands. He had white gloves on and it was as notorious as his eyes. His hands got closer to Mary , every second felt like hours for Mary , and every second and every bit the clown got closer, his smile grew bigger and scarier. When the clown was about 3 feet away from her, he decided to make it quick and grab her fast by the head, by this Mary reacted in a genius way; she pushed herself under the clown and made a made run for it. She started running again, running for her life like it had all just started. Mary looked back as she ran and she could see his eyes reflexing moonlight, she could also hear his evil laughter. While she was running she saw a quick flash of white light that came from behind her, and a zoom like sound- but what could it be? She turned around and she not only saw the Evil clown's eyes, but she saw another clown's eyes as well! – " Oh no! Noo!!" Part 11 Hours had passed and Mary could not wake up! The bed was soaked in sweat, and Mary could not move. She was facing the ceiling, with her legs and arms spread on the bed. It was not 6:00am . Time to get up. Mommy came into the room to wake her daughter up for school like every morning and she found her in these terrible conditions. Mommy screamed for her husband to come to help. She picked up and shook Mary in that still soaked, warm bed but Mary did not answer. She slapped her face while Daddy called 911 for emergency, but still no answer. Mary was in shock. Fear had taken over her whole body, consumed her brain cells and paralyzed her body.
  9. How would you like a guy better… circumcised? Or… how God brought him to this world? Girl's advice and reasons would be appreciated… Thx in advance. -by the way.. sorry for the dumb subject.. but maybe I'm not the only one with this question in my head….
  10. I'm totally lost too... and by the way.. what happened to the girl friend may not be such a good question right now........ Anyways.... playig hard to get may had worked now.... but I don't know it will be a good realationship tool....
  11. Alright..... By the way... some people said eat eaggs red meat... good, ealthy food.... umm... 7 times a day...? I don't think I'm gonna like eating eggs 7 times a day... and the begetables are not going to give me much than... some vitamins... I know.... So I'll try... to eat when ever I get my stomach emty and... eggs and red meat 7 times a day....? I don't know whats up with sprite... since its better than coke... anyways... I don't drink it much but drink a lot of juices.... it sounded weird but its healthier anyways right?
  12. I lost 25 lbs after I started working out before of course... thas why I stop.... and U DON'T GET BIGGER JUST STRONGER!!!???!?!!?! dang...... I can't believe u guys... u really want to take the sprite from me...
  13. dang... there goes my beloved sprite...
  14. ok people.... My question is... I'm the kind of person that is like.. naturally thin... so I have this problem that I can't get much... bigger... (body wise...) and when I eat a lot it just goes away....(hope u know what I mean...) The thing is... when I actually get something from eating a lot is really a round stomach.. (never got so big...) but than when I start working to actually get some muscles... it all goes away and I go back to beeing my normal self again... its crazy... I don't even work out much and yet... loose weight.... I know some people will love to be in my shoes (their shaq's ) lol- lets get back to the topic... I know some people will really want to be in my position but it really bothers me... Everytime i do anything at all I loose weight... and just eating isn't me... so what would you people.... guys... sugest? Thanks in advance 8)
  15. Know what you mean.... killing summers and freezing winters... I lived in Buenos Aires Argentina.....
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