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Too true, 69 king. Too true. There are many positive aspects to drinkign that are sometimes just overlooked, as young people in this day and age tend to drink in excess, expecting it to do what considerably less could have done for them. Alcohol isn't called the great social lubricant for nothing, heheheh. But if you're even a little over your limit, it's nothing but poison. Now, as for limits...Well, we all learn our limits either through seeing someone learn the hard way, or learning the hard way ourselves. (I, for one learned the hard way.) My regards to the original poster: I don't know much about narcolepsy, but I'd wager it is affecting your ability to enjoy drinking....at least beer. Have you ever tried anything else alcoholic?

Yeah, "kyleneedhelp". Also... If you're also going to quote the words of someone as wise and reverred as Aristotle, don't make a mockery of his name either, by asking a question of this nature.

Hey, guys. hate to burst your bubble, but that's an awful stupid question. Given the way it was written,(or should I say phonetically butchered), and the (lack thereof) spelling and punctuation, I imagine you're both very young, naive, and inexperienced in life in general. Either that or you're just pathetic and probably severely mentally retarded. Do you actually think going to a forum and asking "how do i seduse wimminz?" is going to get you anything but told off? There's only so much someone can tell a 12 year old about seducing the opposite sex that won't go right over their heads. Not to mention the transparent nature of your requests: you're just both desperate to get laid. For starters, try getting off the damn computer and spending more time in a social setting. There's nothing you can read on here that's going to make getting girls any easier for either of you, if you're sitting around, expecting some great revelation to come upon you in a forum. P.s. learn to type in * * * * ing English. Not only do your requests look stupid enough as it is, but the 1ntr4w3b 5p33ch makes it even more difficult to tolerate for anyone half-intelligent. ](*,)

Over half way through life? What the fu*ck are you smoking, bud? I'm 20 years old, and have a BMI of about 20.7, and eat like a rabbit. I run several times a week, and can jump higher that most people my size. I practice taekwondo, and work out more than most people can say they do in the space of a month, in a few days. I'm not even a fourth of my way through life, and I'd appreciate if you'd not make false claims about me like that. p.s. Not getting any? I beg to differ.

Well put, Bijoux27...Well put. P.s. Funny thing to say over a forum, but your display pic is absolutely ravishing. Gorgeous much?

Bro, I may not be particularly religious by any sense of the word, but I think you're on your way to heaven, with beliefs such as yours. Good on ya, man. Respect.

Well first of all, I think it's completely unreasonable that you've got such standards for girls. You want your girlfriend to be a virgin, unless you lose it to someone that you will cut off all contact with, just for the sake of losing your virginity, so you can go out with a girl who's not a virgin? I'd say you're manipulative, but that would be giving you credit. This is one of the stupidest posts I've ever read. You're depressed because you can't find a girlfriend who's a virgin. You're a confused man, lonelynshy. Confused, and not likely to get what you're looking for, I'm sad to say. I noticed, also, that you put something about wanting to cheat on your first 'real' girlfriend, so that you can get back at the female sex in general. Thanks, * * * * * * * . It's selfish, airhead chauvinist * * * * * -jobs like you that give men in general, a bad rep. Thanks to people like you, there are guys in this forum who are treated callously by women and can't lose their virginity! You feel special? You earned the * * * * ing star! Online relationships are * * * * . They don't even deserve to be classified as relationships. What are you expecting, that she won't cheat on you, when the only contact she has with you is over MSn, or something like that? Look, what you need to do, is get out more. Go to a party, get drunk. And forget the virgin-girlfriend thing. Sitting around and waiting for someone to fit that standard could possibly be the biggest mistake you'll ever make. Although even if you dispense with your standards, with an attitude as callous and sneaky towards women as you have, karma probably keep you a virgin until your hair is gray and you've got more important things to worry about, than de-flowering a 20 year old woman. It's bad enough when guys come on here, complaining that they can't lose their virginity, period. You come on here, expecting advice on how to find a girlfriend that fits your narrow standards, or how to take advantage of some girl you don't really care about, so that you can start a relationship with a girl who isn't a virgin. What are you expecting us to say? "Well, the corner of 5th and west street is where a lot of virgin females spend time. They're especially responsive to men in blue clothes!" F*uck, man. I don't know how you even expect anyone to take your post seriously. There's nothing anyone can do about this, except you. And what is it, you ask, that you need to do? Get over yourself. Stop being such a dip * * * * , and realize women are human beings too. With an attitude as crappy as yours, and standards as ridiculous and particular as yours, I'm not at all surprised you're still a virgin. What crap!

I know how you feel, somewhat. I'm 20...Not that old, I'll admit, but not seeing any real prospects for amorous attention any time soon. It's a miserable loneliness that accompanies a sort of hopelessness, when you're in a situation like mine. (I took this past year off, to work, as opposed to going to University.) I've spent the past 10 months in relative social isolation, hardly spending much time at all with people my age, due to circumstances that arose, taking the year off to work, while everyone else moves away to go to school, or is just otherwise too busy to spend time with. I've had a girlfriend. That relationship lasted about 2 months. Nothing happened. The way things are looking, it'll be a while before I get "deflowered." The few times I've actually come close to getting some, it was say, myself and some heavily intoxicated girl deciding it'd be a good idea to make out in a bedroom... a bedroom that happens to belong to a friend of mine. (Yeah, I know. I'm still kicking myself over that one. In a way, I'm kind of glad nothing happened in there, for my friend's sake.) Although, in my limited experience with women, I can say one thing: If you try too hard to get laid, you're never going to get laid. Women pick up on a guy who's desperate and willing to go to ridiculous lengths to get some sexual attention, like a dog can detect what you've been eating for the past few days, by sniffing your ass. It's like a sixth sense. Seriously. This may sound like pretty shoddy advice, coming from someone who's never gotten much further than making out, with a bit of boob/ass grabbing, but you can't be a doormat. But at the same time, you can't be a * * * * * * * either. She'll either think you're an emasculated pawn to manipulate to other ends, or a creepy jerk. The happy medium is difficult to attain, annnndd....what am I talking about? Hahahha.. I'm not even sure myself. Here's the facts: drunk girls are easy. But don't think that they'll just fall on their back and spread-eagle, once you let them know you're interested. Seduction is a game. It's a game I've never won at yet, but one that we all can win, if we play our cards right.. I mean, hey, if I can do it, anyone can. Anyone. Another thing: Guys with "standards"? GET OVER YOURSELVES! The one thing that bugs me most about these kinds of discussions whether they be on forums like this one, or in a basement apartment, watching UFC, and tossing back the odd beer, is when a guy wants to get laid, and perversely enough, refuses some denomination of girls, because they're "below" his standards. Take what you can get. Regards to the original poster: a lot of what I'm saying doesn't apply to you. Like the last paragraph. But, you realize, you must, that there are some of us that are virgins and don't want to be virgins? I know the common consolation for people bemoaning their length terms of "purity" is to say "Oh well, don't feel pressured into it or anything. Just because your friends are doing it doesn't mean you have to." That mantra was nice and all when you're 17, and masturbating 3 times a day and wondering why you can't pick up like all the other guys are bragging about in the locker room after gym class... But I'm the kind of person who's a virgin...and really doesn't want to be. I don't value virginity. I don't want to 'wait for the right person'. The "right person" for me is whatever girl doesn't mind me sliding an arm around her at the bar, or on the couch at the next house party I drag my ass to. I'll admit- I'm a bit of a pervert, and it's really just bad luck/timing/circumstances that have prevented me from being "deflowered." I know my beliefs are anything but wholesome, but for all our sakes, I thought I'd just be honest!