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How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt
by Craig Boreth
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Paperback: 256 pages
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (April 26 2005)
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Chapter 1: The Male Mind And Body
This book is filled with instructions for things you need to know in order to be the perfect husband. But to start things off, let's take a moment to figure out how to know when not to do something.

Chapter 1: The Male Mind And Body, Part 2
Getting a close shave is actually quite easy, but for some reason men have been misinformed over the generations and have suffered needlessly. Actually, since we're incapable of asking for help, just like our fathers and their fathers before them



Book Description

Perfect Husbands Are Made, Not Born

LADIES: At long last, a practical guide to help your man become the perfect husband. How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your salvation, with simple, easy-for-a-guy-to-follow instructions on those little things you can never get him to do, such as:

  • How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
  • How to Stop Snoring
  • How to Ask for Directions
  • Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Dance at a Wedding)

It's a must-have guide that will finally convince him it's in his best interest to make you happy, no matter what it takes.

GUYS: Don't panic. It's not how perfect you are, it's how perfect she thinks you are. How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt is your key to the castle. Imagine what she'll let you get away with if you master a few skills, such as:

  • How to Appear Calm While She's Driving
  • How to Apologize Convincingly
  • How to Enjoy a Chick Flick
  • Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Hide Your Porn)

How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt includes countless tips and tricks for keeping you sane, keeping her happy, and keeping you both laughing.

About the Author

Craig BorethCraig Boreth

Craig Boreth is a perfect-husband-in-training who lives in Santa Monica, California, with his perfect wife..

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