Dance Naked: A Guide to Unleashing Your Inner Hottie

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Chapter 1: Live (Nearly) Nude Girls
Most people think that strippers are hot because they have perfect, surgically created cookie-cutter bodies. The fact is that dancers, like real women, come in all shapes and sizes: top-heavy, bottom-heavy, top- and bottom-heavy, muscular, toned, and even

Chapter 1: All Nude, All the Time, Dance Naked
While it's true that some strip clubs do feature all-nude dancers, the club where I work does not. I do not and have not ever danced completely nude. Oh, well, except when I've just gotton out of the shower and my husband and two-year-old aren't around.

There's good news and there's good news. The first is that just about every gorgeous stripper out there has some cellulite. The second is that every woman, no matter what shape, size, color, or age, has the potential for that seemingly effortless swagger that strippers pull off so beautifully.

In this joyful, funny, down-to-earth guide, professional stripper Jessica "Kayla" Conrad demystifies that je ne sais quoi that makes strippers so outrageously hot. It's all about creatively sidestepping your insecurities. From the magic of self-tanner to the all-important naming of the new you, this one-of-a-kind sourcebook arms you with a repertoire of easy, effective tricks for becoming bootylicious.

Whether you're getting your groove on alone in your living room, trying to kick your love life up a notch, or just wondering what it's like to feel as sexy as Britney Spears, Dance Naked is the only book you'll need.

Jessica Conrad has danced as "Kayla" at the New York gentlemen's club Scores since 1999. She is currently a full-time wife, mother, and psychology student at Fordham University..

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