White Trash Etiquette by Verne Dr Esq Edstrom |
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Paperback: 208 pages
Publisher: Broadway (June 13 2006)
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Read an ExcerptChapter 1: Wrok
Now unless you wanna spend your golden years like your grandma - living in a Pontiac in the scrap yard - decent trash knows they gotta earn so you always got money for cigs and meat. But a lot of people has a hard time figuring out what's the best career Chapter 1: Wrok
Now unless you wanna spend your golden years like your grandma - living in a Pontiac in the scrap yard - decent trash knows they gotta earn so you always got money for cigs and meat. But a lot of people has a hard time figuring out what's the best career Chapter 1: Wrok, Part 2
Bar Hag. The upside: Sit at the bar, sweet-talk toothless guys who couldn't buy a decent woman with a profit sharing check, and be ugly. The downside: Shifts last from 6:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m. You gotta survive on cocktail wieners from happy hour.
Book Description White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
- The proper way to fake a back injury
- How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
- The Ten Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
- How to improve your drunk-driving skills
- Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience-store robbery fun for the whole family
There's also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
- I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
- Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
- How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
- How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
And much more. About the Author Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq. After graduating in just eleven years from the White Trash Studies program at University of Wisconsin — Green Bay, Dr. Verne Edstrom, ESQ., set out to write a book Emily Post would be proud of — if she knew how to hang drywall and steer a bass boat with her feet. . » More by Dr. Verne Edstrom, Esq.
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