Chapter 1: GAL (Getting A Life)
Everybody's got to roll around the floor one time real good. She also liked the old chestnut, Only thing to do when a horse throws you is get right back on. I liked the sound of those two, but I never really considered what they meant until I had to live

Chapter 2: Psycho
My Grandma always said . . . Crazy is as crazy does. Resolve creates results, so my first date came to me thanks to Bea, who had dutifully told our whole entire family each and every nasty detail of Mr. Greenjeans's departure.